Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"Loomis, Charles Battell
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Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"
Loomis, Charles Battell
Country life -- Fiction; Household employees -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Married people -- Fiction; New England -- Fiction
Miss Pussy dropped the chipmunk at Minerva’s feet, and Minerva
jumped backward pretty nearly a yard.
“She’s killed it, Minerva. That chipmunk will never have a
chance to hurt you,” said I in a consolatory tone. That reminded
me of “Miss Pussy.”
“We can’t take the cat along,” said I to Ethel. “When the cat
travels I prefer to be doing something else. I can still hear
her cries on the train.”
“Well, shut her up in the house,” said Harry. He looked at his
watch. “Come, it’s time we were starting. It’s up hill half the
way back.”
“You can say that of any drive around here,” said I.
Minerva climbed in much as a mountain would have done it, and we
started for the house to get wraps.
“The time we came up and this time are the on’y times I was ever
in an open wagon,” said Minerva.
“Minerva is getting loquacious,” said I to Ethel.
Minerva overheard me and said,
“No, I ain’t, sir, not when they’s any one around. I’ll git used
to it if there’s somethin’ doin’ all the time.”
“You’ve got your work cut out for you,” said Harry to me.
“Master of the Revels. You might give her a lawn party—”
Rose shook her head warningly at her husband and we changed the
subject, but it was plain to be seen that all Minerva needed was
the excitement of society. If we made her our guest and I did
the cooking we would have no difficulty in keeping her
contented.
There was nothing worthy of note regarding Minerva during our
ride to South Edgeley. She sat on the back seat and tangled her
jaws in the candy, and I presume that she had a good dinner at
the Farnet’s boarding house. Certainly we did and we enjoyed
that and the ride back very much, and rejoiced that we had
friends so near, although as Harry did not own the horses and
the haying season was “on,” it was not likely that the Farnets
and we would often meet, unless we walked toward each other and
met at some half way point—and there again Minerva would be in
the way. A three-mile walk with Minerva tagging behind like a
younger sister was not a tempting idea.
However, the doctor had said that Ethel must have a good long
rest in the country, and her needs were paramount. Without
Minerva to cook she could not rest, and we must keep Minerva
though the heavens should fall.
We were talking quietly about Minerva that evening after the
Farnets had driven home, when the light in her bedroom that had
been shining out on an elm at the side of the house, suddenly
disappeared, there came a shriek, and then,
“Oh, Lordy, oh Lordy, leggo my hair.”
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