Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"Loomis, Charles Battell
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Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"
Loomis, Charles Battell
Country life -- Fiction; Household employees -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Married people -- Fiction; New England -- Fiction
The rest of us broke up into convenient groups and tennised or
walked, but by the middle of the afternoon a drowsiness came
over us, superinduced by our sleepless night, and with the
exception of Ethel and Mrs. Benedict, who were helping prepare
dinner, we all slept, some in hammocks, one on the ornate sofa
and the rest in the three bedrooms.
And then, just before dinner, Tom and Hepburn not having come,
we all went out to look for them.
It ought not to have taken them long to buy two cot beds and
bring them up, and they had been gone four hours at least.
We walked upwards of a mile toward town, and at last came to a
rock, from the top of which we could command a view of the rest
of the road to Egerton, but there was no sign of Bert’s wagon.
“Well,” said Ethel, “we’d better be starting back, for dinner
ought to be ready soon.”
And so we sauntered back, expecting every minute to be overtaken
by the cot bringers.
We arrived at the house and all entered by the south door,
attracted thereto by the recumbent figures of our truants. Each
one was reclining gracefully upon a cot reading, and smoking
excellent cigars.
“Here, here,” said Tom, when he saw us. “This will never do.
Dinner’s ready this ten minutes, and Hepburn and I are
starving.”
As soon as Hepburn had seen us he had risen from his couch, but
Tom continued to lie there blocking the doorway.
“What about that lean-to,” said I.
Tom rose and folded up his cot as an Arab is supposed to fold
his tent. Then he set it up against the side of the house and
said oracularly:
“The lean-to is indefinitely postponed. We know _more_ than we
did this morning.”
“Well, but where have you been? We walked half way to town and
didn’t see you,” said Ethel.
“Exploring the country. Haven’t we, Talcott.”
“It’s a beautiful country,” said Talcott, laughing.
All through dinner those two seemed to have a secret, and as
near as we could make out, Minerva was in it, because every time
she came into the room and looked at Tom she smothered chuckles.
After dinner Tom said, “Mrs. Vernon, what do you say to our
taking our coffee in the summer house?”
“In the summer house,” said Ethel, “why, there isn’t any summer
house.”
“Well, whatever you call it, then. Minerva, you bring it to us
there.”
Minerva broke out into childlike laughter.
“All right, sir, I will.”
Then she looked at her mistress and said, “Kin I do it, ma’am.”
Ethel shook her head at Tom and said,
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