Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"Loomis, Charles Battell
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Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"
Loomis, Charles Battell
Country life -- Fiction; Household employees -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Married people -- Fiction; New England -- Fiction
“You’re a bad boy. All this is subversive of discipline.” But
she told Minerva to do as Mr. Warden wished, and, Tom leading
the way, we all went out of the house feeling that we were on
the verge of a surprise.
Out the front door and north of the house we went and then
around to the lesser orchard at the back of it and there,
between two apple trees, stood a “summer house,” over the
dilapidated door of which was a sign reading “Tramp’s Rest.”
We who had bathed that morning recognized in it the bath house
in which we had dressed.
“How did you get that here?” said several of us at once.
“If you don’t mind having it on your land,” said Hepburn, “I’d
like to make you a present of it. I took a fancy to it this
morning and this afternoon Tom and I drove over there on our way
from town and brought it back.”
“Yes, but who said you could take it?” said Benedict.
“Oh, I bought it this morning. Mr. Sibthorp and I found out the
owner and he was willing to sell it for a song.”
“But how did you get it here on that wagon?”
“Oh, we didn’t. We had this—er—Bert’s horses—but an Irishman of
the name of Casey loaned us his hay wagon and he felt insulted
when I offered to pay him for the use of it. He really became
violently abusive, don’t you know, and used highly colored
language, but we could see that he meant well. Really I thought
him something of a character. Didn’t you think him a character,
Mr. Sibthorp?”
“He certainly was,” said Sibthorp. “He had no opinion at all of
Bert’s horses. Said he had an—ould—ould—”
“Ould scut,” I suggested.
“That’s it. Said he had an ould scut of a horse that would walk
right away from Bert’s pair, and that any time we wanted to take
the young ladies out for a ride to come and take him right out
of the stall, whether _he_ was there or not. His language was
ornamented with picturesque oaths that wouldn’t sound well here,
but they were awfully funny.”
“I guess he said nothing that he wouldn’t say before anyone,”
said Ethel.
Sibthorp gave her a whimsical look. “Excuse me,” said he, “but I
guess that when _you’ve_ heard him talk he has repressed his
vocabulary.”
“Why,” said Ethel, “you know he came with berries the morning
after you came.”
“Oh,” said Ellery, “he had sworn off that morning. You ought to
have heard him to-day.”
“Perfectly willing to let it go at imagining,” said Ethel.
And then Minerva came out with the lilting walk that was hers
when she was happy. She bore a tray and set it down on a rustic
table that I remembered to have seen in the furniture store at
Egerton the week before.
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