Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"Loomis, Charles Battell
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Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"
Loomis, Charles Battell
Country life -- Fiction; Household employees -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Married people -- Fiction; New England -- Fiction
Tom picked up the mop, and carefully aiming at the little
creature, he brought it down about three feet away from it. For
the snake had eluded him.
Minerva’s curiosity was greater than her fear, and she came to
the door of the kitchen to watch us.
Benedict picked up a broom and made a swipe at the snake that
upset a pitcher of milk, but missed the snake which coiled its
pretty green length in the middle of the floor raised its pretty
head and darted out a needle-like and beautifully red tongue at
us in a way that reminded me of the Morse alphabet.
I cannot explain why I was thus reminded, and probably such a
reminder was far from the snake’s intention.
I could not help feeling sorry for the little fellow. They say
that snakes love milk. Here was a place flowing with milk, but
he could not stop to drink it because three huge beings
threatened his very life.
“Can he jump?” said Minerva, preparing to jump herself.
“No, Minerva, he is perfectly harmless,” said I, resolved to
save his life. “Say, you fellows, stop whacking at him and
capture him alive. I want to show Minerva that these snakes
haven’t a vicious thought in their heads.”
I took the mop from Tom, and watching my chance, I brought it
down on the snake in such a way as to pin it, wriggling. Then I
picked it up by the neck.
“Oh, Lawdy!” cried Minerva, and stepping backward trod on the
tail of Miss Pussy who happened to be coming into the kitchen.
Miss Pussy emitted a yell that Minerva firmly believed to come
from the mouth of the snake, and clapping both her hands to her
ears she rushed through the dining room and met Ethel coming in.
Ethel and she met on their foreheads, and Minerva was not hurt
at all. Ethel, however, was hard hit, and, infected with
Minerva’s panic, she turned and ran through the sitting room
into the arms of Madge, who had come to see what was happening.
Madge was almost bowled over, but managed to withstand the
shock, and brought the chain of concussions to an end.
I am perhaps a crank on the subject of snakes, but I do object
to the senseless panic that seizes on some people when they see
one. Now, if it were a mouse, it would be different. A mouse has
cluttering little feet and a method of approach that reminds one
of happenings in a previous state of existence, and I confess
that a mouse in a room will spoil my peace of mind, but a snake
is generally good to look upon, and it is graceful beyond
measure, and it is nearly always harmless and perfectly willing
to leave you most of the world for your inheritance.
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