Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"Loomis, Charles Battell
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Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"
Loomis, Charles Battell
Country life -- Fiction; Household employees -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Married people -- Fiction; New England -- Fiction
There is no better way of enjoying scenery than to go out riding
behind a team of cattle. One has all the slowness obtainable by
walking and yet one is riding, and can give his full attention
to the beauties of either side of the road. To those who are not
in too great a hurry I commend this form of locomotion!
At last we were ready, and after we were all seated James helped
the giggling Minerva to a seat in the back. She and James were
the only ones who had real seats. The rest of us sat in the
straw.
“G’long!” shouted Mr. Goodman, and the oxen started.
“Isn’t this fun?” said Cherry, wriggling her shoulders with
delight.
“Fine, and after three hours of it walking will be even more
fun,” said Tom.
“Oh, I’ve forgotten the lunch,” said Ethel.
“Now, look here,” said Tom, “we mustn’t stop this procession.
Give me the key, Philip, and I’ll go back after the lunch and—”
“Whoa,” shouted Mr. Goodman.
“Don’t stop,” cried Tom. “I’ve only got to go back to the house.
I’ll catch up. Keep ’em going.”
“Whoohaw, gee a little,” shouted Goodman, snapping his long whip
and the oxen kept up their sleepy pace, while Tom ran back to
the house to get the lunch.
“Isn’t this lovely?” said Cherry. “Whenever we get tired of
riding we can walk on ahead and wait for the team to catch up.
Why haven’t we ever done this before?”
“Because it would be something of a task to get six pair of
cattle on any day except fair day,” I explained. “And, by the
way, this costs us nothing. Goodman is honoured at having us
come. Said so—in other words. Was insulted when I spoke of
payment.”
“I’m learning something new about the country people all the
time,” said Cherry.
“Goodman sells cheeses. He doesn’t rent cattle. If we had wanted
a cheese it would have cost us market prices, but a ride after
the Egerton string honours him and Egerton. That’s the Yankee of
it.”
“Isn’t it glorious? Where is Mr. Warden? He’ll surely get left.”
Just then an automobile going to the fair came up behind us and
passed us tooting the loudest horn I ever heard.
The cattle were not broken to automobiles and the leaders
started to run, their example was followed all along the line,
and in a minute (and to the secret gratification of Goodman, who
had not liked Tom’s cavalier way of going back as if we were
stationary) the six pair of cattle were running away.
The wagon bumped and pitched and we were pitched and bumped amid
shrieks from Minerva and laughter from the rest.
“Whoo! Whoo, I say! Gee—haw! _Whoo!_ WHOA! WHOA-UP!”
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