Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"Loomis, Charles Battell
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Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"
Loomis, Charles Battell
Country life -- Fiction; Household employees -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Married people -- Fiction; New England -- Fiction
We had reached the brow of a little hill, at the base of which a
pretty brook meanders across the road, and the frightened
animals plunged down the hill regardless of their reputation for
slowness.
As we left the brow of the hill we saw at the house Tom waving
the lunch basket and calling to us to stop. He thought it was a
trick, but we knew it wasn’t.
We beckoned him to come and then we gripped the sides of the
wagon and wondered just how it would end.
At the side of the bridge the road led into a by path to the
water and the wise Goodman, fearing that we would not keep the
bridge at the rate we were going gee-ed them into the by path.
Whether the water had a cooling effect on them or what was the
reason, I cannot say, but just as the wagon was in mid stream
the forward oxen stopped, their example was passed down the line
as it is on a freight train, and the series of jolts was finally
communicated to the wagon and James and Minerva turned back
summersaults into the water.
We all choked with laughter when they emerged, dripping.
“Don’t like cow ridin’,” said Minerva, shaking mud and water
from her hat.
They were not hurt and by the advice of Ethel, Minerva went back
to the house to get dry clothing. James waited to show her a
short cut across the fields, so that we need not wait, and Tom
came up with the lunch basket just as the cavalcade started
again.
“Sorry I didn’t bring a wheel along,” said Tom. “If we find
we’ve forgotten anything else it’ll be hard catching up. There’s
quite some go in those beasts.”
“Them pesky devil wagons,” said Goodman. “I wish there was a law
agin’ them.”
It is not my intention to tell of all the things that happened
on the way. The oxen got accustomed to automobiles long before
we reached Oakham and our progress became slower and slower as
we had to take to the side of the road to let pass us the
constantly thickening stream of vehicles of all kinds from every
part of the county bound for the fair. Arrived at the grounds,
wherever pretty Cherry went the boys were sure to go, while we
elders went off by ourselves.
Ethel and I had hardly had a minute together since our guests
had begun coming, but Ethel seemed to have thrived on the extra
work and the added excitement. Of course it was the unlimited
fresh air that had made it possible. We looked back on a very
happy summer and were glad that everything had happened as it
had.
“I wonder if Cherry has made up her mind yet,” said Ethel, while
we were watching the efforts of a man to hit a darkey’s head
with a base ball.
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