Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"Loomis, Charles Battell
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Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"
Loomis, Charles Battell
Country life -- Fiction; Household employees -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Married people -- Fiction; New England -- Fiction
“She’ll have to make it up quickly unless she wants Hepburn and
Sibthorp to possess their souls in patience during the fall.”
“And whichever of the two she takes there will be two
disappointed men.”
“What, Billy?”
“Yes, I think, after all, he is hard hit.”
“And she treats him with amusing indifference. There they all go
to have their tin-types takes. What children they are!”
It may have been a half hour later that Ethel and I were
watching the energetic seller of whips.
Starting with one whip, which he offered for a dollar, and
getting no takers at that price (for most of them had seen his
operations before) he would offer two and then three and then
four and at last half a dozen whips for the same dollar.
“An’ I’ll throw in this raw-hide just to make the game excitin’.
Here, by George, I’m ashamed of myself to be such a poor
business man as to give away fifteen dollars’ worth of whips for
the price of one decent one, but I’m bound to make a sale if I
give you my _whole stock_ for a dollar. He-ere we have a bobby
dasher of a whip to tickle the flies to death in the pantry.
I’ll chuck that in just for devilment and I hope you won’t tell
none of your folks what a fool I be. That’s eight whips for one
ordinary every day dollar. Why it’s a crime to take advantage of
me in this way and git so much for so little.
“_Thank_ you, sir, for relievin’ me of an embarrassin’
situation.”
This to a long-bearded man who handed up a dollar and got the
eight whips, one of which would have cost a dollar in any
harness store. But that is not the same as saying that it would
have been worth a dollar.
“Now, here we are again. Here’s a whip for one dollar.”
Naturally the zest of the transaction had departed with the
long-bearded farmer and most of the crowd went away. But new
ones came up and minute by minute the whip man added whip after
whip and soon the crowd was as dense as before and he
strenuously showed the swishing qualities of each whip, fanning
the air with vigor and filling that part of the fair grounds
with his syren voice and his picturesque language.
“Oh, you’re here, are you,” said a voice at my side, and turning
I saw Sibthorp.
“Hello, where’s Cherry?” said I.
“I wanted to speak to you. Let’s get away from that clatter.”
I believe that Ethel must have divined what he wanted to say,
for she said,
“Take me over to the wagon. I want to see about getting lunch
ready.”
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