Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"Loomis, Charles Battell
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Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"
Loomis, Charles Battell
Country life -- Fiction; Household employees -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Married people -- Fiction; New England -- Fiction
Her face grew pensive as she thought of the dreadful musical
instrument which she had mercifully forgotten. I had never heard
her use it at home, but Ethel told me afterward that she had
been in the habit of going up on the roof with other cooks and
the janitor, and that her departure was always followed by weird
strains which Ethel had supposed was the janitor discoursing
music that had the dyingest fall of anything ever heard. But it
seems that Minerva was the performer, and among those whose ears
are ravished by the “linked sweetness long drawn out”—and then
pushed back again, she was accounted an adept.
Perhaps I could hold her by means of the accordeon. It was worth
trying.
“Minerva,” said I, “Mrs. Vernon tells me that you want me to
drive you down to the station and get you a ticket for New York.
Now, if you go it will be a discreditable performance and an act
unworthy of one who has always been well treated.”
I paused. The words were some of them a little beyond her, but
they had made the more impression for that very fact.
“Mrs. Vernon is not strong enough to do the work and she came up
here to gain strength. You are a very good cook, but if you left
us now we would not care to have you when we returned to the
city, and you will not find mistresses like Mrs. Vernon
everywhere. There are those who forget that a servant is a human
being, and you might happen to get such a mistress as that. I
repeat that your going would be distinctly discreditable,
utterly reprehensible and in the nature of a bad act. Now, if
you must go, I am not the one to keep you, but if you go you go
for good, which is not likely to be good for you.”
“Yas’r,” said Minerva, blinking at me.
“Now, if I send for your accordeon, will you give me your word
of honour to stay your month out?”
I had used such a severe tone, mingled with what sorrow I could
weave into it, and spotted with incomprehensible words, that
Minerva was much impressed, and she said in a tone that was
already more hopeful, “I give you my word, Mist. Vernon. My
’cordeen is like human folks to me.”
“Very well, I will write for it by the next mail. Where shall I
tell Mr. Corson to look for it?”
“Mr. Corson ain’t got it. I lent it to the jan’ter the night
befo’ I lef’ an’ he fo’got to give it back an’ I fo’got about it
till the wind began to moan at me an’ then I got mo’ homesick
’an ever an’ thought of it.”
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