Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"Loomis, Charles Battell
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Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"
Loomis, Charles Battell
Country life -- Fiction; Household employees -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Married people -- Fiction; New England -- Fiction
Hepburn said nothing. Neither did Sibthorp, but Tom and his wife
said that they had been thinking seriously of building a little
cottage, and now that we were sure to come back he would surely
do it.
“I must go and tell Minerva,” said Ethel. “Do you know she is
positively blue this morning at the thought of going back.
She’ll be glad to know we are coming up next year.”
She went to the kitchen and through the door which she left open
we heard what followed.
“Minerva, I have some good news to tell you.”
“Yas’m.”
“The Wheelocks are not coming back for a year and we’ll take the
house again next summer, so you can come up with us and see more
of your friends up here.”
Minerva laughed a joyous laugh, and James, who had been nailing
fast the kitchen windows, added volume to her laugh in a
cachinnation that was brimming over with optimism.
“Mrs. Vernon,” said he, dropping his hammer on the floor.
“Minervy wanted me to tell you something that she thought might
disappoint you.” He laughed again, this time in a conscious way.
“Fact is,” said he, “Minervy an’ me has come to an
understandin’, an’, an’—an’—we’re go’n’ to git married.”
“I’m very glad to hear it,” said Ethel, quickly, “and I don’t
mind saying that I’ve been hoping for it. Mr. Vernon is quite
sure he can get something for you to do in the city.”
“Nothin’ in the city would just suit me, ma’am,” said he, “I
wasn’ cut out for the city. I once passed a couple of days in
New York and it was all I wanted. Too noisy.”
“Oh, you’d git used to that,” said Minerva. “_My_-oh-my, that’s
what I like about the city. Ef ’twas noisier here I’d like it a
heap better.”
“Can’t you postpone your marriage till next summer, James? We
can’t get along without Minerva, and we’re coming back here next
summer and you could get married then and we’d employ you and
probably run a kitchen garden for you to attend to. You see
there’ll be a number coming up next summer.”
“I dare say I could do that all right next summer but I got a
job at the Boardman’s tendin’ to their green house for the
winter, an’ Minerva an’ me’s go’n’ to git married just as soon
as you leave. She ain’t go’n’ down at all.”
Ethel saw it was no use to plead; that Minerva and James were so
selfish that they had rather marry and stay up than postpone
their marriage the best part of a year in order to enable her to
keep a good cook. She left the kitchen and came to me with the
news which I had already heard, as I told her.
The rest of the party condoled with her.
“Isn’t it disheartening,” said she, sinking into a big arm chair
disconsolately.
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