Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"Loomis, Charles Battell
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Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"
Loomis, Charles Battell
Country life -- Fiction; Household employees -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Married people -- Fiction; New England -- Fiction
A brilliant thought struck me as I looked at my wife.
“I have a solution of the whole business.” I stepped to the
door. “James, stop that hammering a minute.”
James, who had resumed his task of nailing fast the sashes,
stopped.
I returned again to Ethel.
“I think that I can work on that novel that Scribman wants just
as well here as in the city. What do you say to our staying up
here all winter so as to keep Minerva?”
“Oh, you treasure of an idea-haver,” said Ethel, rushing at me
and kissing me right before everybody.
“But would James let her work?” said Cherry.
“That remains to be seen,” said I. “Let’s see it now.”
We all trooped out into the kitchen, Mr. and Mrs. Tom, the
Benedicts, Jack and Billy, Sibthorp and Hepburn and Cherry by
herself. She had avoided Billy all the morning but as he had
told me the news I knew it was all right with them.
As we entered the kitchen James was walking toward the north
window and Minerva was walking toward the south. Both of them
were looking very unconcerned. If I had been making a picture of
it I should have called it “After the Salute.”
“James,” said I, “I congratulate you on the news that Mrs.
Vernon has just brought me, although we’ll hate to give Minerva
up. In fact we want to know whether if we decided to stay here
all winter you could not attend to the Boardman green house and
let Minerva do our cooking? You could live here, you know.”
James’ handsome face became occupied with a smile of great
dimensions.
“I reckon I could do that, all right, sir. What do you say,
Minervy?”
Minerva simpered. “I’d like nothin’ better than to work for you
all winter up here. I was thinkin’ it would be awful lonesome
after you left.” James looked as if he thought this only half a
compliment but Ethel felt it was a very sincere one.
“Oh, you dear good thing,” said my wife, and I was reminded of
the day that Minerva promised to go up to the hated country.
“James,” said I, “there’ll be no need to postpone your wedding
day.”
Minerva giggled.
James looked me in the eye. Then he picked up the hammer and
going over to the window he drew out the nails he had just
driven in. They would not be needed now that we were going to
stay.
“Mr. Vernon,” said he, “’member that day we went to
Springfiel’?”
Minerva giggled harder, sunk her head in her shoulders, and put
her hand before her face.
“Yes, I remember,” said I, wondering what was coming.
“Well, we got married that day.”
“Is that so, Minerva?” said Ethel.
“Yas’m,” said Minerva.
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