Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"Loomis, Charles Battell
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Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"
Loomis, Charles Battell
Country life -- Fiction; Household employees -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Married people -- Fiction; New England -- Fiction
“Very well, let us call it that. Suppose we suppress her
insubordination and she works for us all day and takes the
evening train for New York, will the thought that we have
suppressed insubordination in a cook get us a new servant?
Insubordination in the city, where there are whole intelligence
offices filled with girls looking for new places, is a thing
that I can’t and won’t stand; but insubordination, with Mamie
Logan sick with scarlet fever and no other girl in the world
that I know of, is a thing to be coddled, as you might say. Call
it weariness caused by over-service and it immediately becomes a
thing that we can pardon. Do you want to pack up and go back to
New York?”
Ethel assured me that she did not.
“Well, then, don’t let us talk any more about insubordination.
We’ll eat what you set before us, asking no questions, and then
we’ll go out for a long walk.”
We went out for a long walk, and both of us succeeded by sheer
will power in forgetting that Minerva existed. We made believe
that we could live on the delicious air that blew so gently at
us, and for two or three hours we wandered or sat still, or
Ethel sketched and we were thoroughly happy.
It was about noon when we returned to the house. We heard loud
voices and stopped to listen.
“I tell you he was a frien’ of Mist. Vernon’s,” we heard Minerva
say.
“Well, then, Mr. Vernon has a thief for a friend.”
We exchanged meaning glances. Our friend of the night before had
evidently been traced as far as our house. There was nothing to
do but to go forward and accept the inevitable.
I went into the kitchen, followed by Ethel. A large, determined
looking man was sitting on a chair in the middle of the floor;
by his side stood a strapping mulatto, and Minerva, stopped
midway in her dishwashing and with something of sleepiness still
in her eyes, was standing by the stove.
“How are you?” This from me.
“Good morning. My name is Collins, and I’m a constable. The
Fayerweather’s house was robbed last night and the thief got
away with the goods.”
I assumed a look of great unconcern, but I felt that Minerva was
devouring me with her eyes.
“That’s bad,” said I.
“Yes, it’s bad, but it might be worse. I find that he came as
far as here, and your girl says that you entertained him with a
midnight supper. Where is he now; hiding?”
His tone was insolent, and my tone was correspondingly
dignified.
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