Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"Loomis, Charles Battell
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Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"
Loomis, Charles Battell
Country life -- Fiction; Household employees -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Married people -- Fiction; New England -- Fiction
The constable rose. “It’s a durned shame,” said he, “but of
course I didn’t know anything about you. So then you don’t know
where the burglar went after he left here?”
I hesitated. It did not seem honourable to tell even the little
I knew about the man who had been my guest.
“He went out the front door,” said I, “but where he is now I
haven’t the shadow of a suspicion.”
The constable opened the kitchen door. “Come along, Jim,” said
he.
Then he took his leave.
Overhead Minerva was preparing for the same thing.
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CHAPTER VI
MISS PUSSY TRIES FLY PAPER.
IN the back hallway, up stairs, there was a long wooden chest,
half full of old magazines. Behind it mice had established a
home. I did not know this at the time, but was to learn it a few
minutes after the constable left.
We stood in the kitchen, Ethel and I, listening to the heavy
foot-falls of Minerva. She was evidently packing her trunk.
Suddenly there came a mewing at the kitchen door, and I opened
it for the entrance of Miss Pussy, who made a bee line for up
stairs, one of her hunting grounds.
“We might hide Miss Pussy,” said I, “and then Minerva wouldn’t
go.”
Minerva’s voice has a penetrating quality, and in a minute we
could hear her making a confidant of Miss Pussy.
“Miss Pussy, you an’ me is go’n’ back to the lovely city.
Country’s ba-ad ’nough, but livin’ with the frien’s of burglars
is wuss. What you want, Miss Pussy?”
The voice came out into the hall; Minerva had evidently followed
the cat out.
“Yeah, you’ll get a mouse behin’ there. You wait—”
We heard a grunt such as some people make when they lift
something heavy, and then a characteristic chuckle, and then a
half agonized,
“Ooh, come out, come out, Miss Pussy. You’ll git squished. I
can’t hold it. Come out.”
“What _is_ happening now?” said I to Ethel.
“Oh, some of her tomfoolery. I’m out of patience with her.”
“Mist. Vernon! Mist. Vernon! quick! qui-i-ck! I can’t hol’ much
longer! Pussy’ll be squished!”
I rushed up those familiar stairs, followed by Ethel, and there
stood Minerva, her eyes nearly popping out of her head as she
tried with bare success to hold up the heavy chest full of
magazines.
Of the cat nothing was to be seen except a twitching tail that
told me she was underneath the chest watching a mouse in calm
obliviousness of the fact that her mistress was using all her
strength in an effort to save her from becoming only a map of a
cat.
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