Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature" — John Shaqi
Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"Loomis, Charles Battell
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Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"
Loomis, Charles Battell
Country life -- Fiction; Household employees -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Married people -- Fiction; New England -- Fiction
“It’ll spoil her nice fur,” said Minerva, running down stairs
after the cat and overtaking her at the kitchen door, which I
had fortunately closed. A sympathetic hand picked up the papered
cat and attempted to divorce her from her adhesive mantle, but
when I came down it looked to me as if there were far more fur
on the “tanglefoot” than Pussy had herself, and the ungrateful
animal had scratched her benefactress as well as she could with
glue covered talons. Then spitting and swearing, Miss Pussy
dashed through the kitchen window, not waiting for it to be
opened, and went to her first retreat, where she remained for
the rest of the day, ridding herself, after the manner of cats,
of as much as she could of the flies’ last resting place.
It suddenly occurred to me that the time was ripe for more
diplomacy, that even now, at the eleventh hour, I might save
Minerva to the house of Vernon, and things would continue to go
on as smoothly—as before.
“Minerva, you saved Miss Pussy’s life by holding on as you did,”
said I. (I said nothing about her asininity in lifting the chest
for Miss Pussy to creep under it.)
“Might as well be dead as all gawmed up with that fly paper
stuff.”
“Well, she has a cat’s tongue, and she knows how to use it.
She’ll be as sleek as sealskin by to-night. Minerva!”
“Yas’r.”
“Minerva, if I raised your wages, do you think you’d stay with
us? Of course, you know I never saw that man until last night.”
“Then how’d he know so much about them children and all them
people?”
“That was just his funny way. He was making believe—just—just to
make talk. But you haven’t answered my question. ‘Would you stay
if I raised your wages?’”
“How much?”
There was no use in my being mealy mouthed now, and so I flung
economy to the four winds of heaven and said:
“Thirty dollars a month.”
Minerva gasped. The bait was in her throat.
“Thirty dollars a month right through the summer,” said I.
“I’ll stay, Mist. Vernon, jes to help you out, but I do hate the
country and the night time. If it was all day long all the time,
I could stan’ it. If I could git to bed about eight o’clock, I
wouldn’t mind it so much, but you have dinner so late, I don’t
get the dishes washed in time.”
I pondered, and just then Ethel came into the kitchen.
“Ethel, Minerva is going to stay with us for the summer, but she
is afraid of the dark, and thinks that if we could have dinner
earlier she would like it better.”
Ethel sniffed. She sniffed disdainfully.
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