Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"Loomis, Charles Battell
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Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"
Loomis, Charles Battell
Country life -- Fiction; Household employees -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Married people -- Fiction; New England -- Fiction
“I don’t think so,” said I, “there’s many a housekeeper who
would be willing to give up many things if five dollars a day
would bring relief from household sorrows. ‘No servants needed.
A child can run it. Can be fitted to any house. Gas or electric
or steam motive power. Not half the danger from explosions that
went with the old system when servants were liable to go off at
any moment. Come to our warerooms and see a large house running
by itself.’ There’s a fortune in the idea.”
“Well, you have the idea,” said Ethel. “Go sell it.”
“No, I’m going fishing.”
The great advantage that fishing has over some sports is that
one does not need ability or paraphernalia of any sort beyond
those of the most primitive type. Your hammer-thrower needs
brawn, your chess player brains, your golf player a caddy—and a
vocabulary, but anyone can go fishing. Of course there is a
great difference between going fishing and catching fish, and I
am one of that large army that goes fishing and returns from
fishing as innocent of fish as at the moment of departure.
But to the man with eyes, there are many things besides fish
that he can catch, and, although no hint of a nibble came to my
patient fingers, I reveled in the day and would have stayed
longer if I had not felt anxious about Ethel and Minerva. What
could they do to amuse each other, with me away?
I made my pleasant way back up the hills, so reminiscent of
Scotch scenery, and knew very well the sarcasms that would greet
me when I acknowledged that I had possessed no magnetism over
the fish. Ethel always has a store of amiable causticisms for me
when I come back from a fishless expedition.
When I returned I found the house empty and the gluey Miss Pussy
shut up and miaowing in the kitchen. I was startled at first. I
had come up by way of the pine grove, and there was no one
there. I called my loudest and no one answered. Had Minerva
obliged Ethel to get a horse and wagon and take her to the
station in my absence? It looked like it. The fire was nearly
out, the dishes all washed, the floor freshly mopped. That was
it. Minerva had swept and garnished the house and had then left
it, and in a short time Ethel would come back disconsolate, and
then—why, then we would pack up and go back ourselves.
The only thing that did not fit in with my conjecture was the
presence of Miss Pussy. It did not seem as if Minerva would go
away and leave her precious cat.
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