Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature" — John Shaqi
Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"Loomis, Charles Battell
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Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"
Loomis, Charles Battell
Country life -- Fiction; Household employees -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Married people -- Fiction; New England -- Fiction
THE next morning was one of those days that sometimes come in
the summer, when the most desirable thing to do is to sleep. The
air was soft and damp, and sleep inviting, and when something
awoke me at six o’clock, I drowsily looked at my watch and
dreamily realized that I was not compelled to catch any train,
but could sink into delightful unconsciousness once more.
Just what had waked me I did not know, but before I went off
again I heard the voice of James out doors, and then I heard the
voice of Minerva, evidently at her open window, saying:
“I’ll be down in a few minutes.”
And then I dropped off, to be awakened again in what seemed like
a moment by these beautiful words:
“Oh, de debbil he t’ought he had me fas’.
Le’ my people go.
But I t’ought I’d break his chains at las’,
Le’ my people go.
Go down Moses, way down in Egypt la-an’,
Tell ol’ Phar’o’ fo’ to le’ my people go.”
It was melodious, it was harmonious, but it was also six o’clock
in the morning.
“Oh, won’t they stop,” said Ethel, sleepily.
“Not by my command,” said I. “They are practising for the
concert.”
“Oh, I’m so sleepy! What time is it?”
“Oh, ’twas a dark an’ stormy night,
Le’ my people go;
When Moses an’ the Israelite,
Le’ my people go.”
“_Make_ them go,” said Ethel, her eyes wide open, but her mouth
passing from the words to a yawn.
“And it’s such a beautiful morning to sleep,” said I.
But as verse after verse rolled out sonorously, sleep fled from
the room in dismay, and we followed, and for the first time
since we had come to the country, found ourselves as one might
say, up before breakfast. The morning air was delightful, but we
knew the danger that lurks in morning air on empty stomachs—or
we thought we knew it. If there is no danger in such exposures I
make my humble apology to those who hold the contrary opinion.
Personally I do not know what is right to do—that is,
hygienically right to do, at any given moment.
May I be forgiven for digressing at this point, in order that I
may touch on a topic that has been near my heart for a long
time, but has never had a chance for utterance before. I was
brought up to believe that water with meals was a very bad
thing, so I went without water at meals, and thrived like a
green bay tree.
One day a doctor told me that water with meals was the one thing
needed to bring out the tonic properties of food.
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