Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"Loomis, Charles Battell
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Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"
Loomis, Charles Battell
Country life -- Fiction; Household employees -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Married people -- Fiction; New England -- Fiction
Small boys were firing off lock-jaw pistols and smaller boys
were exploding firecrackers and already that morning there had
been a delightful fire in a fireworks store. Thanks to the
visiting firemen it had been put out before the store was
entirely consumed. Every one had been intensely gratified at the
excitement excepting the owner who had reckoned on having his
fireworks set off in other places than his own store. There was
no chance for his rockets to show to advantage. However, he was
fully insured and he showed his American spirit by hiring an
empty store and doing a good business for the rest of the day in
selling wet fireworks at a discount. Small boys found that fifty
per cent of the crackers in a package would go off in spite of
their exposure to water and as two cents a package was his
prevailing price they were willing to buy to the extent of their
Fourth-of-July fortunes.
To our city eyes the parade was not very imposing but then again
viewed as a spectacle of American manhood it was not without its
interest and the company of smoothshaven, tanned cheeked
veterans of the Philippine War marching sturdily along provoked
tremendous cheers from many who in the nature of things must
have been “antis.”
All men are or ought to be expansionists on the Fourth-of-July.
It is a day for fine feeling and for feeling fine. Ethel
responded to its spirit nobly and she had not looked so well in
years.
Once we heard loud laughter from the crowd and I instinctively
said “Minerva,” and sure enough they were laughing at our maid.
She or James had bought an American flag and she had wrapped it
around her shoulders and was rising and falling on the balls of
her feet in response to some internal rhythm. All at once she
broke out into the singing of Dixie in which she was joined
first by James and then by the entire crowd. Those who could not
sing cheered and if there were any Southerners present it must
have warmed the cockles of their hearts.
There is no doubt that the most popular song in the United
States to-day (outside of “America” which is popular by
tradition) is Dixie which was composed and written by a
Northerner, fused into life by Southerners and now serves to
show that we are Americans all.
After the parade those of us who could made our way to the Town
Hall where the Declaration of Independence was to be read and
where speeches were to be made quite in the old fashioned way.
Ethel had never heard the Declaration of Independence read.
Fancy! Neither had I.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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