Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"Loomis, Charles Battell
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Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"
Loomis, Charles Battell
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It seemed rather long but we liked the sentiments in it and it
was read by a man who knew his business; the rector of the
Episcopal Church.
Those who had a special pull were admitted to the platform. I
worked no wires. In fact Ethel wanted to sit where she could
leave the house easily if she felt faint so we were in the rear.
James evidently had a pull for he and Minerva sat on the
platform. I was glad to see it because surely the Fourth-of-July
is—well it is not necessary to say more.
Most of the speeches were very long and the place was very hot
but there was one speech that was full of flowery eloquence that
I had supposed had faded from the earth.
I am indebted to the courtesy of the editor of the _Egerton
Ensign_ for its text and I give it herewith so that future ages
may see that, as late as the year 1903, Demosthenian eloquence
had not passed away.
The speaker was a member of the State Legislature and he still
clung to Burnside whiskers—or to be more accurate they still
clung to him. He had a high forehead that continued unabashed
over to his collar.
He rose amid considerable handclapping and advancing to the
front of the platform he bowed solemnly to the multitude and
then in a voice that was rich and sonorous and musical he said:
“One hundred and twenty-seven years ago to-day a nation was born
upon earth.
“Ladies and gentlemen, need I tell you what the name of that
Nation was? Need I say to any boy or to any girl or to any man
or to any woman in this vast assemblage what the name of that
nation was?
“No, ev-er-y boy and ev-er-y girl and ev-er-y man and ev-er-y
woman knows that I refer to these free and independent United
States of America. (Cheers).
“Born amid the thunder of warring guns (sic) and nursed upon
bullets she grew to lusty childhood, advanced to sweet womanhood
and in her turn, upon that other day to be held in
remembrance—upon Dewey day—she became the mother of a child—a
child that it is our duty to cherish and to educate and to
uplift and to protect until she is as American as her mother.
“Need I say that I refer to the Philippines?” (Cheers mingled
with a few hisses). He had now warmed to his work and his
studied eloquence gave way to something more sincere.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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