You Hectors! tame professors of the sword,
Who in the chair state duels, whose black word
Bewitches courage, and like Devils too,
Leaves the bewitch'd when 't comes to fight and do.
Who on your errand our best spirits send,
Not to kill swine or cows, but man and friend;
Who are a whole court-martial in your drink,
And dispute honour, when you cannot think,
Not orderly, but prate out valour as
You grow inspired by th' oracle of the glass; 10
Then, like our zeal-drunk presbyters, cry down
All law of Kings and God, but what's their own.
Then y' have the gift of fighting, can discern
Spirits, who 's fit to act, and who to learn,
Who shall be baffled next, who must be beat,
Who killed--that you may drink, and swear, and eat.
Whilst you applaud those murders which you teach
And live upon the wounds your riots preach.
Mere booty-souls! Who bid us fight a prize
To feast the laughter of our enemies, 20
Who shout and clap at wounds, count it pure gain,
Mere Providence to hear a Compton 's slain.
A name they dearly hate, and justly; should
They love 't 'twere worse, their love would taint the blood.
Blood always true, true as their swords and cause,
And never vainly lost, till your wild laws
Scandalled their actions in this person, who
Truly durst more than you dare think to do.
A man made up of graces--every move
Had entertainment in it, and drew love 30
From all but him who killed him, who seeks a grave
And fears a death more shameful than he gave.
Now you dread Hectors! you whom tyrant drink
Drags thrice about the town, what do you think?
(If you be sober) Is it valour, say,
To overcome, and then to run away?
Fie! Fie! your lusts and duels both are one;
Both are repented of as soon as done.
[_To the Hectors_ (_1653_) is struck out in _1677_
and Mr. Berdan does not give it. I asterisk it in text; but as
it might be Cleveland's (though I do not think it is) I do not
exclude it. The Comptons were a good Royalist family in those
days. This Henry (not the Bishop) was killed in 1652 in a duel
by George Brydges, Lord Chandos, who died three years later
(see Professor Firth's _House of Lords during the Civil
War_, p. 223). The fame of the Hectors as predecessors of the
Mohocks and possible objects of Milton's objurgation 'flown
with insolence and wine', &c., is sufficient. But they seem
to have been more methodical maniacs and ruffians than their
successors, and even to have had something of the superior
quality of Sir Lucius O'Trigger and Captain M^{c}Turk about
them, as professors and painful preachers of the necessity and
etiquette of the duel.]
[Line: 2 state duels] Arrange them like the said Captain
M^{c}Turk in _St. Ronan's Well_? word] _1653_ (wrongly for
rhyme, though not necessarily for concord) 'words'.]
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