"What were you doing on the Moor?" I asked. "Nowt, just now. Aw hadn't
even th' tyke wi' me. Nor a net, nor trap, nor gun, nor nowt. Aw were
just comin' whom. To be sure aw'd takken a short cut across th' Moor, so
aw suppose aw wer' trespassin' But they' d no ca' to shooit me for that.
But us is fair game. 'Gi' a dog a bad name an' hang him' 's true Gospel.
But there's law even for vermin, an' if we cannot get it fro' th'
justices--an' weel we know we cannot--we'st tak' it."
"Why not have them up?" I suggested.
Ephraim snorted contemptuous. "Tak' my advice, Abe. If ever yo' fall out
with the devil don't yo go to hell for justice; an' it's th' same thing
as a man suspected o' an unlicensed liking for fur an feathers appealing
to th' beaks for fair play. Quod 'em fust, an' try 'em afterwards, is
their way wi' a Burnplatter."
I couldn't help thinking that in nine cases out of ten the method, if
somewhat arbitrary, met the merits of the matter, but I did not feel
called upon to say as much to Ephraim.
"I called at 'The Sun' as I came by," I said, sheepishly. "I didn't know
how you might be off for brandy. It's useful in cases of sickness."
"I'm very sick, to be sure," said Ephraim with great promptitude, "an'
so's Granny, be'nt yo' Granny?" A wintry smile parted the withered lips,
and she hobbled to an old oaken cupboard that fitted into a corner of
the room, and produced three drinking horns, rimmed with silver--"th'
wedding horns," she called them. She produced also a short black pipe,
crammed it with tobacco, took a hearty swig at the potent liquor, and
sat down before the fire, sucking at her pipe in huge content, and
condescending to eye me with much less disfavour than her reception had
displayed.
"And this," I could not help the repulsive reflection, "is the
grandmother of my peerless Miriam!"
I rose to go. I itched to ask after Miriam, but somehow the words would
not come. I could not place her in that coarse environment. I loathed to
think of her as the associate of these abandoned Burnplatters.
"I'd be careful how you meddle with those Bradbury's," was my parting
counsel to Ephraim. "The law's the law, you know; and 'tis poor work for
a horse to kick against the prick of the spur, and just as idle for a
man to run his head against a stone wall. I'd give them a wide berth if
I were you, Ephraim."
"Yo'd turn t' other cheek, I suppose," sneered Ephraim. "But yo' see I'm
not a parson's son, an' if I were I could find a text or two more to my
thinking than that--'an eye for an eye an' a tooth for a tooth is
somewhere i' t' Bible, or I'm mista'en."
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