I beg to say, that I use those last expressions advisedly, sir, and not
in the sense in which they are now used by Jackanapeses. There were no
Jackanapeses when I was a boy, Mr. Hood. England was Old England when I
was young. I little thought it would ever come to be Young England when
I was old. But everything is going backward.
Ah! governments were governments, and judges were judges, in _my_ day,
Mr. Hood. There was no nonsense then. Any of your seditious
complainings, and we were ready with the military on the shortest notice.
We should have charged Covent Garden Theatre, sir, on a Wednesday night:
at the point of the bayonet. Then, the judges were full of dignity and
firmness, and knew how to administer the law. There is only one judge
who knows how to do his duty, now. He tried that revolutionary female
the other day, who, though she was in full work (making shirts at
three-halfpence a piece), had no pride in her country, but treasonably
took it in her head, in the distraction of having been robbed of her easy
earnings, to attempt to drown herself and her young child; and the
glorious man went out of his way, sir—out of his way—to call her up for
instant sentence of Death; and to tell her she had no hope of mercy in
this world—as you may see yourself if you look in the papers of Wednesday
the 17th of April. He won’t be supported, sir, I know he won’t; but it
is worth remembering that his words were carried into every manufacturing
town of this kingdom, and read aloud to crowds in every political
parlour, beer-shop, news-room, and secret or open place of assembly,
frequented by the discontented working-men; and that no milk-and-water
weakness on the part of the executive can ever blot them out. Great
things like that, are caught up, and stored up, in these times, and are
not forgotten, Mr. Hood. The public at large (especially those who wish
for peace and conciliation) are universally obliged to him. If it is
reserved for any man to set the Thames on fire, it is reserved for him;
and indeed I am told he very nearly did it, once.
But even he won’t save the constitution, sir: it is mauled beyond the
power of preservation. Do you know in what foul weather it will be
sacrificed and shipwrecked, Mr. Hood? Do you know on what rock it will
strike, sir? You don’t, I am certain; for nobody does know as yet but
myself. I will tell you.
The constitution will go down, sir (nautically speaking), in the
degeneration of the human species in England, and its reduction into a
mingled race of savages and pigmies.
That is my proposition. That is my prediction. That is the event of
which I give you warning. I am now going to prove it, sir.
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