Miscellaneous Writings and Speeches — Volume 1Macaulay, Thomas Babington Macaulay, Baron
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Miscellaneous Writings and Speeches — Volume 1
Macaulay, Thomas Babington Macaulay, Baron
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HIPPOMACHUS. Pythagoras stole that and all his other opinions from Asia
and Egypt. The transmigration of the soul and the vegetable diet are
derived from India. I met a Brachman in Sogdiana--
CALLICLES. All nonsense!
CHARICLEA. What think you, Alcibiades?
ALCIBIADES. I think that, if the doctrine be true, your spirit will be
transfused into one of the doves who carry (Homer's Odyssey, xii.
63.) ambrosia to the gods or verses to the mistresses of poets. Do you
remember Anacreon's lines? How should you like such an office?
CHARICLEA. If I were to be your dove, Alcibiades, and you would treat me
as Anacreon treated his, and let me nestle in your breast and drink
from your cup, I would submit even to carry your love-letters to other
ladies.
CALLICLES. What, in the name of Jupiter, is the use of all these
speculations about death? Socrates once (See the close of Plato's
Gorgias.) lectured me upon it the best part of a day. I have hated the
sight of him ever since. Such things may suit an old sophist when he is
fasting; but in the midst of wine and music--
HIPPOMACHUS. I differ from you. The enlightened Egyptians bring
skeletons into their banquets, in order to remind their guests to make
the most of their life while they have it.
CALLICLES. I want neither skeleton nor sophist to teach me that lesson.
More wine, I pray you, and less wisdom. If you must believe something
which you never can know, why not be contented with the long stories
about the other world which are told us when we are initiated at the
Eleusinian mysteries? (The scene which follows is founded upon history.
Thucydides tells us, in his sixth book, that about this time Alcibiades
was suspected of having assisted at a mock celebration of these famous
mysteries. It was the opinion of the vulgar among the Athenians that
extraordinary privileges were granted in the other world to alt who had
been initiated.)
CHARICLEA. And what are those stories?
ALCIBIADES. Are not you initiated, Chariclea?
CHARICLEA. No; my mother was a Lydian, a barbarian; and therefore--
ALCIBIADES. I understand. Now the curse of Venus on the fools who made
so hateful a law! Speusippus, does not your friend Euripides (The right
of Euripides to this line is somewhat disputable. See Aristophanes;
Plutus, 1152.) say
"The land where thou art prosperous is thy country?"
Surely we ought to say to every lady
"The land where thou art pretty is thy country."
Besides, to exclude foreign beauties from the chorus of the initiated in
the Elysian fields is less cruel to them than to ourselves. Chariclea,
you shall be initiated.
CHARICLEA. When?
ALCIBIADES. Now.
CHARICLEA. Where?
ALCIBIADES. Here.
CHARICLEA. Delightful!
SPEUSIPPUS. But there must be an interval of a year between the
purification and the initiation.
ALCIBIADES. We will suppose all that.
SPEUSIPPUS. And nine days of rigid mortification of the senses.
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