Miser Farebrother: A Novel (vol. 2 of 3)Farjeon, B. L. (Benjamin Leopold)
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Miser Farebrother: A Novel (vol. 2 of 3)
Farjeon, B. L. (Benjamin Leopold)
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"Not so glad to see me as I am to see you. It is quite like old
times--quite like old times. How is the world using you? But I need not
ask; I can see for myself. I am very pleased--very--very! You deserve
it. I wish the world used me as well; but we can't all be so fortunate.
When I was a young man, I used to hope that when I was as old
as I am now I should be able to keep a carriage. Young hopes,
brother-in-law--eh? Seldom realized, are they? I can hardly afford to
keep a--a wheelbarrow--eh, Jeremiah?"
"Yes, sir," said Jeremiah, obsequiously.
"We can't have all we wish," pursued Miser Farebrother; and Jeremiah,
although he was impatient to go in search of Phoebe, whom he now
looked upon as his property, could not help taking interest and pleasure
in his master's gentle and philosophic departure, which he, better than
any one of the other listeners, could appreciate at its true value. "In
a hundred years to come, a carriage and a wheelbarrow will be all the
same to us. Still, I am glad to hear of your good fortune." (Mr.
Lethbridge stared, and wondered whether he was awake or asleep, or
whether he had said anything of which he was unconscious.) "How well and
hale you look! Not a day older--not a day. You must tell me the secret;
though I fear it is too late for me. And this young gentleman"--turning
to Bob, who became suddenly very hot and uncomfortable--"your son,
eh?--your bright boy?"
"Yes," said Mr. Lethbridge; "our son Robert."
"How do you do, nephew?" said Miser Farebrother, giving Bob two fingers,
which, when Bob got them, he did not know what to do with. "And how is
the world using _you_?"
"Extremely well, sir, thank you," Bob blurted out, without in the least
knowing what he was saying; for, instead of the world using him
extremely well, it was not using him at all.
"How pleasant to hear!" exclaimed Miser Farebrother. "I feel like
rubbing my hands, but one has my crutch-stick in it, and the other is
leaning on Jeremiah. You come of a lucky stock; go on and prosper,
nephew. And this--" He turned to Fanny, who, in a feverish state, was
awaiting recognition. She was so confused that it was not until hours
afterward that her indignation was excited at being referred to as
"this"--as though she were a chattel.
"Our daughter Fanny," said Aunt Leth, observing that her husband was
incapable of speech.
"Kiss me, niece," said Miser Farebrother. He raised his wrinkled face,
and Fanny put her lips to it. He called a joyous look into his eyes, and
in a kind of rapture murmured: "The kiss of beauty! But don't be too
lavish of them, niece." He peered around as though he suddenly missed
somebody. "Where is your young gentleman, niece?"
Jeremiah chuckled quietly.
"_My_ young gentleman!" cried Fanny, flushing up.
Her mother gave her a warning look.
"Yes, your young gentleman. There is one here, isn't there? or did
Phoebe make a mistake?"
"You mean Mr. Cornwall," said Aunt Leth, in a gentle tone.
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