Miss America; pen and camera sketches of the American girlBlack, Alexander
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Miss America; pen and camera sketches of the American girl
Black, Alexander
Women -- United States; Women -- United States -- Social conditions
If marriage is a lottery, we may note that this is one of the reasons
for its popularity. The gambling instinct is strong in the human
family, and I suppose that if marriage were a sure thing it would
appeal to many with inferior force. It was a pretty Texas girl who
said: “This lottery suggestion introduces a sort of sporting element
into marriage that makes it fascinating. Marriage is the greatest game
of all.” And quite plainly she was no cynic.
But women are not such good gamblers as men. I fancy that is one of
the reasons why they turn to the last page first. They do not like
uncertainties, though they can create them. They will even marry to get
at the end of the story.
[Illustration]
It is plain enough that Miss America is not losing her sentiment. She
can never lose her sentiment while she retains her superstitions. I do
not mean to say that she countenances the cheaper superstitions. When
I see a woman get off a street car because it is numbered thirteen,
or witness the spectacle of a hundred busy shoppers, eager to get
somewhere, held at a corner by an interminable funeral, because they
dare not cross between the carriages, I accept that safe inference,
dear to all patriots, that the victims are foreign. In what we might
call the higher superstitions she is versed and even proficient.
Speaking of superstitions, no better name belongs to that prejudice by
which it sometimes is held that Miss America is often too tall to pair
well, that the bride is not exemplifying a proper proportion. Who shall
challenge the processes of evolution? Who shall say that in a wiser era
folks may not like the new proportions better? Probably there is no
occasion to worry. In this Darwinized era we cannot be persuaded that
she very well can get to be taller unless she wants to be, or unless
she is preferred that way. If gallantry lags, patriotism will insist
that the more we see of her the better we like her.
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