Miss Ayr of Virginia, & other storiesMagruder, Julia
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Miss Ayr of Virginia, & other stories
Magruder, Julia
Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
“Enter the field, Miss Ayr of Virginia,” said Jim Stafford. “Only
explain your method of procedure, and I’m your backer. What do you
propose to do?” And with the arrant childishness of the average
pleasure-seeker all the men present became absorbed in this incident,
which offered a new and unexpected diversion.
All the women, meantime, were looking at the young Southern girl with
cold disapprobation.
“Now, Miss Ayr of Virginia,” said Jim Stafford, “give your orders. How
do you propose to do it?”
“Could we possibly get some mud from anywhere?” asked Carter.
“Mud? not likely, in this dust!” said one man, but Stafford cut him
short.
“Mud? Of course. Nothing simpler!” he said. “Here, Trollope, get a
bottle of Apollinaris out of the lunch-basket and break it in the
road;” and as the groom flew to comply with his order he turned to
Carter.
“We’ll have the mud in a jiffy,” he said. “Now, what’s to be done with
it?”
“Stop the ox’s nostrils with it,” Carter decreed next.
The young dudes on the coach gave a little “Hooray!” and in a moment
they were down in the road, stirring the fizzing water into the yellow
dust with their canes, with all the glee of children at a new game.
The mixture was soon turned into a stiff mud, and the immaculate
Trollope was ordered to fill his hands with it and follow his master.
Every eye was fixed on Jim Stafford, as he approached the man who had
the ox in charge and ask permission to try his experiment. Carter, left
on the coach with the women, who she felt, instinctively, were not the
friendly element of the party, watched with a confidence not unmixed
with anxiety. How could she tell that these Yankee oxen would respond
to Virginia treatment? And if they did not, where would she hide her
humiliated head? She realized that, like many another act of daring,
its only justification would be in its success.
“Stop up both nostrils at once, and hold it in,” she called to
Trollope, in her pretty, low voice.
The crowd made way for the groom and his master to approach, and the
performance was quickly accomplished.
The next instant, there was a heaving and panting on the part of the
ox, and, with a frantic motion of consternation, it had scrambled to
its feet, and stood there snorting out the mud and shaking its great
head from side to side.
The man in charge of it caught hold of its harness, and without the
least difficulty, led it away.
The road was open.
“Three times three for Miss Ayr of Virginia!” cried Jim Stafford, and
his companions, imitating him, waved their hats around their heads and
echoed his words.
It was not loud enough to be positively rowdy, but it was too loud, it
seemed, to suit Mrs. Emory’s sense of decorum, for she was heard to say
rather severely:
“Really, Jim, if you ask me to chaperon your parties, I must insist
upon decent behavior. This is unbearable!” and she turned upon poor
little Carter a glance that was meant to be perfectly annihilating.
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