Miss Billy : $b A neighborhood storyMcNeely, Marian Hurd
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Miss Billy : $b A neighborhood story
McNeely, Marian Hurd
Families of clergy -- Fiction; Neighborhoods -- Fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
"Oh, hello, Ted!" she said; "Tom's not here."
"Well, who is?"
"No one but me."
"But I heard some one whistle."
"That was me too," said Miss Billy frankly and ungrammatically.
"Well, I must say that your joke--I suppose you intended it for a
joke--is extremely crude," replied her brother crossly.
"You said last night that I couldn't get you out of bed," jeered Miss
Billy. "Beside, I wanted you to see the sun rise. I have seen two
myself, this morning."
"Well you may now have the pleasure of seeing one go back to bed,"
said Theodore. He left the window abruptly, and Miss Billy heard him
thump his pillow impatiently as she turned again to the garden.
"Ted never has much sense of humour at six o'clock in the morning,"
she said, passing her loving hands under the tender green leaves.
"Six blossoms! These are the most modest violets I ever saw in my
life. They're afraid to show their heads above the ground. At this
rate it won't take me long to prepare my floral creation for the
breakfast table."
There was still no sign of life about the house when she came back
with the flowers, and Miss Billy wondered, as she put the purple
blossoms in a clear green glass bowl, what she should do next.
"I might practise half an hour," she said to herself, looking in at
the piano as she stood in the hall door,--
"'Practicing's good for a good little girl,
It makes her nose straight and it makes her hair curl,'
"--but my hair is too curly now, and if my nose was straight, people
would expect more of me. Beside, I hate to waste this lovely morning
on scaly exercises. I believe I'll write a letter to Margaret. I feel
in the right mood to talk to her."
The same peculiar quick-step carried Miss Billy to her desk, where,
dipping a battered-looking pen into the ink, she began:--
"1902 ASHURST PLACE.
"_Dearly Beloved_:
"I suppose you're just going to bed over in Cologne,
with your hair done up in those funny little curl papers
of yours. Or don't they wear curl papers in 'furrin'
countries? What kind of a place is Cologne, anyway? Do
they make Lundborg's Extract there, and _are_ the exports
'grain, grapes and beet sugar,' as the geography used to
say?
"Over here in America I am waiting for Maggie to arise
and prepare our frugal repast, which, from sundry soaked
articles I saw last night, I suspect will mainly consist
of fish-balls. Maggie feels that she has not lived in
vain when she succeeds in getting Theodore to refuse
codfish-balls. It is the only article of food that he does
not fall upon with fork and glee.
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