Miss Billy — MarriedPorter, Eleanor H. (Eleanor Hodgman)
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Miss Billy — Married
Porter, Eleanor H. (Eleanor Hodgman)
Domestic fiction; Marriage -- Fiction; Married women -- Fiction
“I won't attempt anything very elaborate,” she said to herself. “It
would be wiser to have something simple, like chicken pie, perhaps. I
love chicken pie! And I'll have oyster stew first--that is, after the
grapefruit. Just oysters boiled in milk must be easier than soup to
make. I'll begin with grapefruit with a cherry in it, like Pete fixes
it. Those don't have to be cooked, anyhow. I'll have fish--Bertram loves
the fish course. Let me see, halibut, I guess, with egg sauce. I won't
have any roast; nothing but the chicken pie. And I'll have squash and
onions. I can have a salad, easy--just lettuce and stuff. That doesn't
have to be cooked. Oh, and the peach fritters, if I get time to make
them. For dessert--well, maybe I can find a new pie or pudding in the
cookbook. I want to use that cookbook for something, after hunting all
this time for it!”
In the kitchen Billy found exquisite neatness, and silence. The first
brought an approving light to her eyes; but the second, for some
unapparent reason, filled her heart with vague misgiving. This feeling,
however, Billy resolutely cast from her as she crossed the room, dropped
her book on to the table, and turned toward the shining black stove.
There was an excellent fire. Glowing points of light showed that only
a good draft was needed to make the whole mass of coal red-hot. Billy,
however, did not know this. Her experience of fires was confined to
burning wood in open grates--and wood in open grates had to be poked to
make it red and glowing. With confident alacrity now, therefore, Billy
caught up the poker, thrust it into the mass of coals and gave them a
fine stirring up. Then she set back the lid of the stove and went to
hunt up the ingredients for her dinner.
By the time Billy had searched five minutes and found no chicken, no
oysters, and no halibut, it occurred to her that her larder was not,
after all, an open market, and that one's provisions must be especially
ordered to fit one's needs. As to ordering them now--Billy glanced at
the clock and shook her head.
“It's almost five, already, and they'd never get here in time,” she
sighed regretfully. “I'll have to have something else.”
Billy looked now, not for what she wanted, but for what she could find.
And she found: some cold roast lamb, at which she turned up her nose; an
uncooked beefsteak, which she appropriated doubtfully; a raw turnip and
a head of lettuce, which she hailed with glee; and some beets, potatoes,
onions, and grapefruit, from all of which she took a generous supply.
Thus laden she went back to the kitchen.
Spread upon the table they made a brave show.
“Oh, well, I'll have quite a dinner, after all,” she triumphed, cocking
her head happily. “And now for the dessert,” she finished, pouncing on
the cookbook.
It was while she was turning the leaves to find the pies and puddings
that she ran across the vegetables and found the word “beets” staring
her in the face. Mechanically she read the line below.
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