Miss Billy — MarriedPorter, Eleanor H. (Eleanor Hodgman)
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Miss Billy — Married
Porter, Eleanor H. (Eleanor Hodgman)
Domestic fiction; Marriage -- Fiction; Married women -- Fiction
“I shall keep the baby, of course, in the nursery. I've been in homes
where they've had baby things strewn from one end of the house to
the other; but it won't be that way here. In the first place, I don't
believe in it; but, even if I did, I'd have to be careful on account
of Cyril. Imagine Cyril's trying to write his music with a baby in
the room! No! I shall keep the baby in the nursery, if possible; but
wherever it is, it won't be anywhere near Cyril's den, anyway.”
Billy suppressed many a smile during the days that immediately followed
the coming of the twins. Some of the smiles, however, refused to be
suppressed. They became, indeed, shamelessly audible chuckles.
Billy was to sail the tenth, and, naturally, during those early July
days, her time was pretty much occupied with her preparations for
departure; but nothing could keep her from frequent, though short,
visits to the home of her brother-in-law.
The twins were proving themselves to be fine, healthy boys. Two trained
maids, and two trained nurses ruled the household with a rod of iron. As
to Cyril--Billy declared that Cyril was learning something every day of
his life now.
“Oh, yes, he's learning things,” she said to Aunt Hannah, one morning;
“lots of things. For instance: he has his breakfast now, not when he
wants it, but when the maid wants to give it to him--which is precisely
at eight o'clock every morning. So he's learning punctuality. And for
the first time in his life he has discovered the astounding fact that
there are several things more important in the world than is the special
piece of music he happens to be composing--chiefly the twins' bath, the
twins' nap, the twins' airing, and the twins' colic.”
Aunt Hannah laughed, though she frowned, too.
“But, surely, Billy, with two nurses and the maids, Cyril doesn't have
to--to--” She came to a helpless pause.
“Oh, no,” laughed Billy; “Cyril doesn't have to really attend to any of
those things--though I have seen each of the nurses, at different times,
unhesitatingly thrust a twin into his arms and bid him hold the child
till she comes back. But it's this way. You see, Marie must be kept
quiet, and the nursery is very near her room. It worries her terribly
when either of the children cries. Besides, the little rascals have
apparently fixed up some sort of labor-union compact with each other, so
that if one cries for something or nothing, the other promptly joins in
and helps. So the nurses have got into the habit of picking up the first
disturber of the peace, and hurrying him to quarters remote; and Cyril's
den being the most remote of all, they usually fetch up there.”
“You mean--they take those babies into Cyril's den--_now_?” Even Aunt
Hannah was plainly aghast.
“Yes,” twinkled Billy. “I fancy their Hygienic Immaculacies approved
of Cyril's bare floors, undraped windows, and generally knick-knackless
condition. Anyhow, they've made his den a sort of--of annex to the
nursery.”
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