Miss Billy's DecisionPorter, Eleanor H. (Eleanor Hodgman)
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Miss Billy's Decision
Porter, Eleanor H. (Eleanor Hodgman)
Love stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction
“I admit, however, I would like to know his name. To find out what that
mysterious 'M. J.' stands for has got to be pretty nearly an obsession
with me. I am about ready to pick his pocket or rifle his trunk in
search of some lurking 'Martin' or 'John' that will set me at peace. As
it is, I confess that I have ogled his incoming mail and his outgoing
baggage shamelessly, only to be slapped in the face always and
everlastingly by that bland 'M. J.' I've got my revenge, now, though. To
myself I call him 'Mary Jane'--and his broad-shouldered, brown-bearded
six feet of muscular manhood would so like to be called 'Mary Jane'!
By the way, Belle, if you ever hear of murder and sudden death in my
direction, better set the sleuths on the trail of Arkwright. Six to one
you'll find I called him 'Mary Jane' to his face!”
Calderwell was thinking of that letter now, as he sat at a small table
in a Paris café. Opposite him was the six feet of muscular manhood,
broad shoulders, pointed brown beard, and all--and he had just addressed
it, inadvertently, as “Mary Jane.”
During the brief, sickening moment of silence after the name had left
his lips, Calderwell was conscious of a whimsical realization of the
lights, music, and laughter all about him.
“Well, I chose as safe a place as I could!” he was thinking. Then
Arkwright spoke.
“How long since you've been in correspondence with members of my
family?”
“Eh?”
Arkwright laughed grimly.
“Perhaps you thought of it yourself, then--I'll admit you're capable of
it,” he nodded, reaching for a cigar. “But it so happens you hit upon my
family's favorite name for me.”
“_Mary Jane!_ You mean they actually _call_ you that?”
“Yes,” bowed the big fellow, calmly, as he struck a light.
“Appropriate!--don't you think?”
Calderwell did not answer. He thought he could not.
“Well, silence gives consent, they say,” laughed the other. “Anyhow, you
must have had _some_ reason for calling me that.”
“Arkwright, what _does_ 'M. J.' stand for?” demanded Calderwell.
“Oh, is that it?” smiled the man opposite. “Well, I'll own those
initials have been something of a puzzle to people. One man declares
they're 'Merely Jokes'; but another, not so friendly, says they stand
for 'Mostly Jealousy' of more fortunate chaps who have real names for
a handle. My small brothers and sisters, discovering, with the usual
perspicacity of one's family on such matters, that I never signed, or
called myself anything but 'M. J.,' dubbed me 'Mary Jane.' And there you
have it.”
“Mary Jane! You!”
Arkwright smiled oddly.
“Oh, well, what's the difference? Would you deprive them of their
innocent amusement? And they do so love that 'Mary Jane'! Besides,
what's in a name, anyway?” he went on, eyeing the glowing tip of the
cigar between his fingers. “'A rose by any other name--'--you've
heard that, probably. Names don't always signify, my dear fellow. For
instance, I know a 'Billy'--but he's a girl.”
Calderwell gave a sudden start.
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