Yah don't catch me going so fah from Newmarket 214 Wasn't Fra Diavolo also a composah? 216 Take my word for it, you're staking your money on the wrong fellah 220 I am the Maharajah of Moozuffernuggar 227 Who's your black friend? 232 A tiger-hunt is not a thing to be got up lightly 238 It went off unexpectedly 245 I saw him now the Oriental despot 248 It's I who am the winnah! 250 He wrote, I expect you to come back to England and marry me 254 It was endlessly wearisome 256 The cross-eyed Q.C. begged him to be very careful 262 I was a grotesque failure 265 The jury smiled 270 The question requires no answer, he said 272 I reeled where I sat 279 The messenger entered 284 He took a long, careless stare at me 291 I beckoned a porter 293 You can't get out here, he said, crustily 296 We told our tale 298 I have found a clue 303 I've held the fort by main force 306 Never! he answered. Never! 308 We shall have him in our power 312 Victory! 316 You wished to see me, sir? 320 Well, this is a fair knock-out, he ejaculated 325 Harold, your wife has bested me 329 I THE ADVENTURE OF THE CANTANKEROUS OLD LADY On the day when I found myself with twopence in my pocket, I naturally made up my mind to go round the world.