Then would she march upstairs and sternly "turn down" his bed;
descending hastily again and, in spite of his protests, trundle him up
the staircase, divest him of his boots, nor leave him till he was safe
between the sheets. There he continued to sing lustily till he fell
asleep.
He was never otherwise than courteous in his cups; but at such times his
usually austere manner would unbend, and he would compare Elsa—who was
older than Miss Esperance and extremely hard-favoured—to sundry heathen
goddesses, eulogising her eyes and her complexion, and interspersing his
compliments with sonorous Latin quotations; for, like Mr. Addison, "his
knowledge of the Latin poets, from Lucretius and Catullus down to
Claudian and Prudentius, was singularly exact and profound."
Even when most mirthful he sang only two songs, "Here’s a Health Unto
His Majesty" and "Down Among the Dead Men." In his more sober moments
he professed entire ignorance of music.
There were people who said that he was a descendant of the Mr. Wycherly
who wrote plays, but he was never heard to claim any such relationship.
When he first came to live with Miss Esperance his family and hers
almost despaired of him, and even talked of putting him "in a home"; for
his "foible" had become a habit, and health and brain were both
seriously affected. Then Miss Esperance suggested that he should come
to her, and he and his relatives were only too glad to fall in with the
suggestion. What he could pay would make things easier for her, and
she, if any one in the world, might reclaim him. But if his friends
thought to make things more comfortable for Miss Esperance by the
quarterly payments they made for his board and lodging, they were very
far wrong. She deducted a few shillings for his rooms, but the rest was
most religiously expended upon Mr. Wycherly; and as his health improved
and the fine, keen, scholarly brain reasserted itself, he was only too
glad to leave everything to Miss Esperance, never concerning himself so
much as to order a pair of boots unless she accompanied him to be
measured.
He "exceeded" less and less; his vocal exercises were confined to some
four times in the year, and Miss Esperance rejoiced over him as a
book-lover rejoices over some rare folio rescued from the huckster’s
stall to play an honoured part among "the chosen and the mighty of every
place and time."
"It is of inestimable advantage to me to be able to listen daily to the
instructive conversation of so cultivated a man as my good friend Mr.
Wycherly," Miss Esperance would say. "He seems to comprise in his own
person the trained intelligence of the ages."
And no matter to whomsoever she said it, he would bow gravely and look
impressed. It was surprising what beautiful manners quite uncouth
people developed in the society of Miss Esperance.
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