City and town life -- Fiction; Gossip -- Fiction; Virginia -- Fiction
"That's who I mean, though I don't see what she's called Mrs. Walter
Deford for, being as 'tis Mr. Walter Deford don't seem to enjoy her
company any more than I do. If he's been in Yorkburg for eight years,
nobody's heard of it. When she dies she oughtn't to be res'rected. In
heaven there'll be saints, born plain. She couldn't associate with them.
In hell there'll be blue-blooded sinners, and she can't mix with
sinners. The grave's the place for her, and won't anybody round here
weep when she's put in it. But Lord-a-mercy, what am I wastin' time
talking about an old teapot like her for? She's hurt Susie's feelin's
so often, Susie bein' like her pa, and not havin' much spirit, that
I get kinder riled when her name is mentioned. But my grandmother
always did say if you didn't like a person, spew them out of your heart
and shut your mouth. And here I am talkin' about a nothin', 'stead of
askin' you 'bout yourself. It's been a long time since I seen you. Them
other times when you've been down I ain't even had a chance to glimpse
you on the street, but the children told me, Susie and Hunt did, that
you was a New-Yorker all right, and you is that. I tell you good
clothes and an easy air don't hurt anybody." She nodded her head. "You
look like where you come from."
"Any difference in New-Yorkers and other people? Mind my
smoking?" He took a package of cigarettes out of his pocket, lighted
one and put the rest back. "In New York I tell people I'm from
Yorkburg. Could I have arranged it I would have been born here. Not
my fault I'm not a Virginian." He laughed, knocking the ashes from
his cigarette. "You've got a bunch of them. All those yours?"
She peered above the railing and counted. "Ain't but five of 'em mine.
The four oldest works. Susie stays in Miss Patty Moore's millinery
store, Lizzie lives with her grandpa, Hunt is at the woolen mills with
his pa, and Teeny helps Mrs. Blick with the children. The youngest is
twins, they're seven. The next is twins, too. They will be nine on the
Fourth of July, and over who was to be invited that I had to keep 'em
in bed all day yesterday, and not let it be their party at all. I told
'em 'twas Peggy's, but I'd do the invitin' myself. I didn't want that
Billy Bickles, but if I hadn't asked him there'd been trouble for me as
long as life. I know his ma too well. Don't reckon you ever knew Mis'
Bickles? She's one of them kind of women who's always seein' she gets
what's comin' to her, and takes what ain't. Her husband lives up the
country. He warn't much to leave: one of them lazy, good-natured kind
what always had a pain handy; and Mis' Bickles says she left him while
her family was small. Mis' Bickles says she left him while her family
was small. Mis' Bickles's got more sense than you'd think from lookin'
at her, and a tongue what tells all it knows and makes up what it don't.
It don't do to get that kind of a tongue down on you.
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