Miss Minerva and William Green HillCalhoun, Frances Boyd
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Miss Minerva and William Green Hill
Calhoun, Frances Boyd
Aunts -- Fiction; Southern States -- Fiction
“Gladys Maude's got the pennyskeeters,” broke in Frances importantly,
fussing over her baby, “and I'm going to see Doctor Sanford. Don't you
think she looks pale, Jimmy?”
“Pale, nothing!” sneered the little boy. “Girls got to all time play
their dolls are sick. Naw; I don't know nothing a tall 'bout your Gladys
Maude.”
Lina gazed up the street.
“That looks like Miss Minerva to me 'way up yonder,” she remarked. “I
think we had better get away from here before she sees us.”
Two little girls rolling two doll buggies fairly flew down the street
and one little boy quickly climbed to the top of the dividing fence.
From this safe vantage point he shouted to Billy, who was holding the
nozzle of the hose out of which poured a stream of water.
“You 'd better turn that water off 'cause Miss Minerva's going to be
madder 'n a green persimmon.”
“I do' know how to,” said Billy forlornly. “You turnt it on.”
“Drop the hose and run to the hydrant and twist that little thing at
the top,” screamed Jimmy. “You all time got to perpose someping to get
little boys in trouble anyway,” he added ungenerously.
“You perposed this yo'self,” declared an indignant Billy. “You said Aunt
Minerva's so 'ligious she wouldn't git mad.”
“Christian womans can get just as mad as any other kind,” declared the
other boy, sliding from his perch on the fence and running across his
lawn to disappear behind his own front door.
Holding her skirts nearly up to her knees Miss Minerva stepped gingerly
along the wet and muddy street till she got to her gate, where her
nephew met her, looking a little guilty, but still holding his head up
with that characteristic, manly air which was so attractive.
“William,” she said sternly, “I see you have been getting into mischief,
and I feel it my duty to punish you, so that you may learn to be
trustworthy. I said nothing to you about the hose because I did not
think you would know how to use it.”
Billy remained silent. He did not want to betray his little companions
of the morning, so he said nothing in his own defense.
“Come with me into the house,” continued his aunt, “you must go to bed
at once.”
But the child protested vigorously.
“Don' make me go to bed in the daytime, Aunt Minerva; me an' Wilkes
Booth Lincoln ain't never went to bed in the daytime since we's born,
an' I ain't never hear tell of a real 'ligious 'oman a-puttin' a little
boy in bed 'fore it's dark; an' I ain't never a-goin' to meddle with yo'
ole hose no mo'.”
But Miss Minerva was obdurate, and the little boy spent a miserable hour
between the sheets.
CHAPTER VI
SUCCESSFUL STRATEGY.
“I have a present for you,” said his aunt, handing Billy a long,
rectangular package.
“Thank you, ma'am,” said her beaming nephew as he sat down on the floor,
all eager anticipation, and began to untie the string. His charming,
changeful face was bright and happy again, but his expression became one
of indignant amaze as he saw the contents of the box.
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