Miss Minerva and William Green HillCalhoun, Frances Boyd
General
Miss Minerva and William Green Hill
Calhoun, Frances Boyd
Aunts -- Fiction; Southern States -- Fiction
only I's borned to my mama an' he's borned to his 'n an' Doctor
Jenkins fetched me an' Doctor Shacklefoot fetched him. An' Decimus
Ultimus,”--the little boy triumphantly put his right forefinger on his
left little one, thus making the tenth, “she's the baby an' she's got
the colic an' cries loud 'nough to wake up Israel; Wilkes Booth Lincoln
say he wish the little devil would die. Peruny Pearline firs' name her
'Doctor Shacklefoot' 'cause he fetches all her chillens, but the doctor
he say that ain't no name fer a girl, so he name her Decimus Ultimus.”
Miss Minerva, sober, proper, dignified, religious old maid unused
to children, listened in frozen amazement and paralyzed silence. She
decided to put the child to bed at once that she might collect her
thoughts, and lay some plans for the rearing of this sadly neglected,
little orphaned nephew.
“William,” she said, “it is bedtime, and I know you must be sleepy after
your long ride on the cars. Would you like something to eat before I put
you to bed? I saved you some supper.”
“Naw 'm, I ain't hongry; the Major man what I talk to on the train tuck
me in the dinin'-room an' gimme all I could hol'; I jest eat an' eat
tell they wan't a wrinkle in me,” was the reply. “He axed me 'bout you,
too. Is he name' Major Minerva?”
She opened a door in considerable confusion, and they entered a small,
neat room adjoining.
“This is your own little room, William,” said she, “you see it opens
into mine. Have you a nightshirt?”
“Naw 'm, I don' need no night-shirt. I jest sleeps in my unions and
sometimes in my overalls.”
“Well, you may sleep in your union suit to-night,” said his scandalized
relative, “and I'll see what I can do for you to-morrow. Can you undress
yourself?”
Her small nephew wrinkled his nose, disdainfully. “Well, I reckon so,”
he scornfully made answer. “Me an' Wilkes Booth Lincoln been undressin'
usself ever sence we's born.”
“I'll come in here after a while and turn off the light. Good-night,
William.”
“Good-night, Aunt Minerva,” responded the little boy.
CHAPTER II
THE RABBIT'S LEFT HIND FOOT
A few minutes later, as Miss Minerva sat rocking and thinking, the door
opened and a lean, graceful, little figure, clad in a skinny, grey union
suit, came into the room.
“Ain't I a-goin' to say no prayers?” demanded a sweet, childish voice.
“Aunt Cindy hear me an' Wilkes Booth Lincoln say us prayers ev'y night
sence we's born.”
“Why, of course you must say your prayers,” said his aunt, blushing at
having to be reminded of her duty by this young heathen; “kneel down
here by me.”
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