England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
Conversation did not immediately turn upon his affairs, and the delay
enabled him to lean back and compose his mind; presently, no doubt, the
others would switch discussion to the subject which excused his presence
in this magnificent building. It had a strong scent of newness, a
suggestion of the slate pencils used for the purpose of calculations in
his early youth, calculations which were so often incorrect that he
remembered how frequently in setting down a total he instinctively rubbed
it out, under the impression that whatever he had written must be wrong.
He did not become really clever in the management of figures until his
London life began in Tooley Street, and that seemed a good many centuries
ago. What was it, ’80 or ’81? February of ’80 it must have been; early
part of February. Thirty-two years, that made him forty-six. He could
remember the start quite clearly.
* * * * *
As he stepped out into a wooden shed that was called London Bridge
Station, a matronly woman, to whom he gave assistance in finding an
outside porter for her deal box, referred to him in a sentence of thanks
as a smart little nipper, and this, an auspicious compliment, sent him to
the barrier and out into Railway Approach with a good conceit of himself.
In the telegraph-office he wrote on a form in a confident way, as though
he had been used all his life to the dispatching of telegrams:
“Arrived safely. Good journey. Best love.—BEN.”
The clerk on the other side of the counter mentioned that it would stand
a better chance of reaching its destination if the name and address of
the recipient were filled in. This constituted something in the nature
of a check, and in the adjoining parcels-office he endeavoured to apply a
remedy by knocking peremptorily with twopence and demanding instant
attention.
“In a hurry?” asked the porter, nettled. “Because, if so, you’d better
wait till your hurry’s over. Bad enough to be ordered about by
grown-ups; I’m certainly not going to be dictated to by slips of boys.
D’you hear?”
He urged that no harm had been intended.
“What you intend,” said the porter, giving a snatch at the parcel, “and
what you do are very different things. Now then, don’t stand there all
day gazing! What d’you want me to do with this? Boil it, or what?”
The lad answered, with respect, that he desired it should be sent by
Parcels Delivery to the Peckham address given on the label; the man
inspected very carefully, in the evident hope of discovering some flaw or
defect that would enable him to decline the commission. He had to be
content with throwing it, with a whirl, through the air into a corner,
snatching at the twopence and giving a curt order, “Now be off with you!”
To the question concerning the whereabouts of Tooley Street, he replied
that if the lad could fly, he might reach it in two seconds; assuming him
not to be so exceptionally gifted, the time could be given as two
minutes.
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