England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
Easy to recall everything that stood on the table at the lunch in Tooley
Street, partly because he assisted at the preparation. Acting under
orders, he spread the sheets of a financial paper and, still obeying
commands, accepted a sovereign, and, scurrying across the roadway, went
up the steps, bolted over the Approach (with a dreadful fear that he
might be run down by twenty omnibuses), and at the hotel made cautious
purchases, rejecting so many cold fowls that the lady who served him
called the manageress, demanding whether, as she had always understood,
the birds were to be sold in chronological order, or whether a customer
was to be permitted to make selection. The manageress decided that both
parties to the contest were right, and encouraged the young woman with
the reminder that, in view of the pressure of the day, everything that
could be called eatable would probably be sold out before closing time.
So young Stansfield, taking the parcels and dear life in his hands, made
once more the risky journey across the Approach. This over, the skating
horses on the descent of Tooley Street gave him no terrors.
“No, no, no!” whispered one of the other juniors. “You mustn’t sit down
with them, my rustic friend. We shall have to wait on them, and what
they leave we—” He gave the remainder of the sentence in pantomime.
“Then I hope they won’t overdo it,” remarked the lad. “I begin to feel
peckish.”
As lunch proceeded, the juniors cutting bread and filling glasses, men
wearing favours who looked in at the doorway, crying, “Hallo, hallo!
Feeding-time at the Zoo, eh?” were immediately invited to take knife and
fork and help themselves, which they did with such enthusiasm that the
juniors were near to the edge of tears, when Mr. Cruttwell stood up and
said:
“Now, then, let’s bustle about, or we shan’t get our man in!”
The three clerks under twenty appeared to have some idea of compelling
young Stansfield to attend upon them, but he pointed out that this
arrangement would leave nobody to wait upon him, and he expressed a
strong and decided preference for the principle of share and share alike.
They gave in, robbing the act of some of its grace by pointing out that
this must on no account be taken as a precedent, and that his good
fortune in beginning London life on such a wonderful day did not mean
that his business career would consist entirely of a beanfeast.
They also introduced him, rather severely, to certain table manners which
he had not hitherto met, and he found himself greatly obstructed by a
rule which prevented one from holding the leg of a fowl and dispensing
with the assistance of a knife. The remains of a very fine old Stilton
struck him as possessing a flavour entirely different from the American
or Dutch to which he had been accustomed at home; the drawback was that
you could not eat much of it.
“Do you smoke, Stansfield?”
“I’m not a slave to it!”
“You soon will be,” they prophesied. “Find the matches for us.”
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