England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
This was the state of things when the cigar robberies began. Parcels of
cigars came up regularly from a certain firm and from a certain local
station, sometimes for delivery in London, sometimes for transfer to
another railway; one parcel in four reached its destination in good
appearance outwardly, but with part of the contents abstracted. The firm
made heavy claims, wrote furious letters, and at last managed to get a
communication into the public press in which bitter reference was made to
the supineness and slothful behaviour of the railway company. The
Superintendent of the Line sent for Bellchambers, withdrawing him from
easy duties on the station square.
“The only question is—” said the high official.
“Where do these robberies take place?” suggested Bellchambers. “That’s
the point,” he added sagely, “that’s what we’ve got to get at.”
“What is your opinion, Sergeant?”
Sergeant Bellchambers made a fine pretence of taking thought before he
answered. Then with red-ink pen he wrote on an envelope and passed it
across the table.
“Up Office,” read the Superintendent.
“’Ush,” said Bellchambers warningly.
“Do you think you can find the thieves?”
“If I’m given a free hand,” said Bellchambers, “and no quibble raised,
sir, about my petty disbursements.”
“Go in and win,” said the Superintendent. “When do you start?”
“This very night, sir?”
“Let me have a report in the morning.”
That evening the head of the department sent to the Up Office a new hand
to assist the late-duty men. He was black-bearded with a very ruddy
face, and he wore a uniform that had apparently belonged to a shorter and
a slimmer person. His name, he said, was Edward Jones, but the Up Office
seemed not contented with this and decided on the suggestion of a junior
clerk to call him by the title of “Sunset.” He settled to the work with
moderate determination, calling off parcels and sorting them into bins
for delivery with perhaps more intelligence than the raw amateur usually
showed: he spoke in a hoarse voice, and this he accounted for by
confessing himself a slave to tobacco; he discussed the matter with the
other men, between the arrival of trains, and seemed, not unnaturally,
more interested in those who smoked than in the one or two who limited
themselves to a cigarette a week, consumed after dinner on Sundays. The
Up Office always had a composite scent, in which fruit, game, cheese, and
other things mixed, with sometimes one gaining ascendancy, sometimes
another; a new flavour of a more pleasant and a vaguer character was
contributed presently by a small brown-paper-covered box, brought in from
an arrival platform, bearing a proud label:—
VALUABLE CIGARS.
KEEP DRY.
“’Ere’s a chance for some one,” said the porter, as he called it off.
“Sunset, old chum, these’d do your palate good.”
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