England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
It struck me they were not hitting it off, as one might say, and I took
his hand and led him into the drawing-room, where the children were
having refreshment between the dances. He made himself at home with them
at once, danced a quadrille with the smallest girl, consulted with my
governess about the playing of some accompaniments, and amused her by a
remark which he made. A man who could make my governess laugh was a man
capable of anything. Going to the end of the room, he took a figure of a
boy in a Tam o’ Shanter cap out of his bag, and, setting it upon his
knee, started absolutely the best entertainment I have seen in the whole
course of my existence. We all rested on the floor; my mother stood near
the doorway, but I was too much interested in Mr. Cartwright’s
performance to pay attention to her. When I did look around once, to get
her to join in the applause, I found she was looking hard at my friend,
trying, I suppose, to find out how he did it. He began to sing, with the
figure making absurd interruptions that sent us all into fits of
laughter; my mother, still serious, took a chair. Mr. Cartwright had a
good voice; I don’t know whether you would call it a baritone or a tenor,
but it was so pleasant to listen to that I half agreed with a sensible
girl sitting just in front of me, who said she wished the figure would
cease interfering.
“Lor’ bless my soul,” said the figure, “thought you’d never get that
note, Mr. Cartwright. Only just managed it.” And, in a confidential
way, “Aren’t you a rotten singer, though? Don’t you think so, strictly
between ourselves? Have you ever tried selling coke? That would be
about your mark, you know!”
We clapped hands and stamped feet when he finished, and even the girls
declared they would rather hear something more from him than go on with
the dances. He looked at his watch, and I called out to him that he was
all right for his train; he had a quarter of an hour to spare. He came
back to the pianoforte. There he touched the keys, making a selection in
his mind.
“No, no!” cried my mother, as the prelude to a song began. “Please, not
that one!”
He changed the air at once, and went off into an Irish song. You know
the kind of tune—one that makes you keep on the move all the time you are
listening. About a ball given by Mrs. O’Flaherty, where the fiddler,
once started, declined to stop, and the couples kept on with the hop,
hop, hop, so that the dance lasted for I forget how long—three weeks, I
think. The couples gradually became tired, the tune went slower and
slower.
“Mr. Cartwright,” cried my governess, in her high voice, “you ought to be
a professional.”
“I am a professional,” he replied.
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