England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
How in the world he found out the name it was not easy to see, but, as
every one is aware, people spare themselves no trouble when they become
fond of anybody. However that may be, the fact remains that a letter
came, signed W. J. C., saying the writer would be at the statue on a
certain day and at a certain hour, and, just for fun, I kept the
appointment. Maity was very nice about giving me leave, and I waited
there ten minutes. For a full ten minutes nothing happened, and I had to
look at the omnibuses as they stopped in order to pretend I wanted to
catch one of them. Presently I caught sight of him looking in a
newspaper shop, and taking his time over it too. I became so mad that if
there had been a pebble about I think I should have picked it up and
thrown it at him. He turned, and I had to wave my muff in order to gain
his attention.
“Hullo,” he said, coming across. “Taking up express messenger-boy work?
Where’s your parcel?”
“I came here,” I said coldly, “because I was asked to do so, and for no
other reason. I’ve no desire to be made to look like an idiot.”
“Plenty of easier tasks than that,” he mentioned. “I should reckon you
were one of the most sensible girls going.”
“People say that about a lady when they can’t think of any other
compliment to pay her.”
“Are you waiting for anybody, I wonder?”
“I wish you wouldn’t try to make jokes.”
“My dear girl,” he cried, and he seemed greatly concerned, “please
forgive me. And now that we’re here, what shall we do?” He looked
around, glanced at his watch, and sighed. “Come along and see a bioscope
show.”
We caught a bus and went to one of the swell places in Oxford Street; I
couldn’t help feeling pleased when I noticed that he paid eighteenpence
each for seats. You can say what you like, and you can talk about the
joys of being independent, but there’s something very gratifying in
discovering for the first time that a gentleman is willing to take your
ticket for you. Of course the place was all darkened whilst the pictures
were going on, and I thought perhaps he would try to take my hand, and I
was prepared to give him a pretty sharp remark if he did; but nothing
happened, and I couldn’t make it out at all. It was nothing like what
I’d read in books; nothing like what other girls had told me.
“You seem a very comfortable set in your office,” he said when the lights
went up. “All on good terms with each other, aren’t you?”
“I suppose so,” I answered. “It’s my first experience, you see. What
age do you think I am?”
“I should say that you are young enough to be pleased if I guessed you to
be older than you really are. Shall we say nineteen?”
“Eighteen next birthday, and that’s on Tuesday of next week.” (There’s
nothing like giving a hint.)
“What have you been doing all these eighteen years?”
“Improving myself,” I said.
“You can give that up now you are perfect.”
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