England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
As the clock turned the half-hour an old woman came in and put down four
farthings for snuff; when she had gone Mr. Ardwick mentioned that he knew
for a fact that the clock was a trifle fast. An elderly gentleman in
workhouse clothes came for a screw of tobacco; Mr. Ardwick pointed out to
Mrs. Ingram that he never proposed to extend his offer to those supported
by the State. Kimball arrived at twenty-five minutes to, and Mr. Ardwick
glared at him privately for not keeping the appointment. Kimball bought
a box of wooden matches, and was leaving the shop when Mr. Ardwick called
him.
“My man,” he said, “your face and your general appearance suggest you are
not one of those who are termed favourites of fortune. Tell me, now,
have you ever been the recipient, so to speak, of a stroke of luck?”
“Not to my knowledge, sir,” said Kimball, answering very respectfully.
“Never had a windfall of any kind? No sudden descent of manna from
above? Very well, then.” Mr. Ardwick took out his cheque-book and asked
Mrs. I. for pen and ink. “Be so kind as to give me your full name, and
it will be my pleasure to hand you over a handsome gift. I hope you will
lay out the sum to the best advantage, and I trust it may prove a
turning-point, a junction as it were, in your life!”
Mr. Ardwick was talking across the counter to Mrs. Ingram about the
pleasures of exercising charity, and the duty of those who possessed
riches towards them who had none, when a most horrible idea seemed to
occur to him, and he darted out of the shop like a streak of lightning.
In Kingsland Road he just caught a motor-omnibus that was going towards
the City, and on the way through Shoreditch he complained, whilst he
mopped his forehead, because the conductor did not make the bus go
quicker. Near Cornhill there was a block of traffic, and he slipped down
and ran for his life. As he came near the bank he caught sight of
Kimball descending the steps. Mr. Ardwick threw himself, exhausted,
across a dustbin on the edge of the pavement, and burst into tears.
He mentioned to me afterwards that it was not so much the loss of the
money that affected him as the knowledge that a fellow man had broke his
word. That was what upset Mr. Ardwick. He tried to explain all this at
the time to a City constable.
“You get away home,” advised the City constable, “and try to sleep it
off. That’s your best plan. Unless you want me to take you down to
Cloak Lane for the night.”
Mr. Ardwick felt very much hurt at this insinuation on his character,
because, partly on account of his principles and partly because he hated
giving money away, he was strict teetotal; but the remark furnished him
with an idea, and he acted on it without a moment’s delay. He returned
to Dalston Junction, and there, by great good luck, he found
Kimball—Kimball smoking a big cigar and trying to persuade a
railway-porter to accept one. Mr. Ardwick went up to him and took the
cigar.
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