It is not possible in a short review to include the special branches of
the subject. Such are those efficient modern text-books, in which events
are referred to either as "factors" (as if they were a sum) or as
"phases" (as if they were the moon). There is also the solemn business
of writing economic history, in which the historian may lapse at will
into algebra, and anything not otherwise describable may be called
"social tissue." A special subject is constituted by the early conquests
of Southern and Central America; in these there is a uniform opening for
all passages running:
It was now the middle of October, and the season was drawing to an
end. Soon the mountains would be whitened with the snows of winter
and every rivulet swollen to a roaring torrent. Cortez, whose
determination only increased with misfortune, decided to delay his
march until the inclemency of the season abated.... It was now the
middle of November, and the season was drawing to an end....
There is, finally, the method of military history. This may be
patriotic, technical, or in the manner prophetically indicated by Virgil
as _Belloc_, _horrida Belloc_. The finest exponent of the patriotic
style is undoubtedly the Rev. W. H. Fitchett, a distinguished colonial
clergyman and historian of the Napoleonic wars. His night-attacks are
more nocturnal, and his scaling parties are more heroically scaligerous
than those of any other writer. His drummer-boys are the most moving in
my limited circle of drummer-boys. One gathers that the Peninsular War
was full of pleasing incidents of this type:
THE NIGHT ATTACK
It was midnight when Staff-Surgeon Pettigrew showed the flare from
the summit of Sombrero. At once the whole plain was alive with the
hum of the great assault. The four columns speedily got into
position with flares and bugles at the head of each. One made
straight for the Watergate, a second for the Bailey-guard, a third
for the Porter-house, and the last (led by the saintly Smeathe) for
the Tube station. Let us follow the second column on its secret
mission through the night, lit by torches and cheered on by the
huzzas of a thousand English throats. "---- the ----s," cried
Cocker in a voice hoarse with patriotism; at that moment a red-hot
shot hurtled over the plain and, ricocheting treacherously from the
frozen river, dashed the heroic leader to the ground. Captain
Boffskin, of the Buffs, leapt up with the dry coughing howl of the
British infantryman. "---- them," he roared, "---- them to ----";
and for the last fifty yards it was neck and neck with the ladders.
Our gallant drummer-boys laid to again, but suddenly a shot rang
out from the silent ramparts. The 94th Léger were awake. _We were
discovered!_
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account