Modern literature: a novel, Volume 1 (of 3)Bisset, Robert
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Modern literature: a novel, Volume 1 (of 3)
Bisset, Robert
England -- Social life and customs -- 18th century -- Fiction
No road can be plainer than from Doncaster to Ferrybridge. The
postillion was a sharp intelligent fellow, that had been three years
in his present service, and had travelled that stage at least three
hundred times in that period. It was a remarkably fine evening in the
middle of July. Nothing, therefore, appeared more unlikely than that
he should miss his way. It has been often said, that example is more
powerful than precept.--Early in the afternoon the travellers had
ordered their Automedon into their presence, and, perhaps, foreseeing
the probability of their own condition, had strongly interrogated him
concerning his disposition to sobriety; his answers to their questions
contained many asseverations in favour of his own temperance.--While
he pocketed half a crown, which was given as a retaining fee, for the
faithful and careful exertion of his professional skill, and swallowed
a large bumper of brandy to the gentlemen’s health, he had averred
that even his enemies could not say he was _predicted_ to liquor. In
this declaration he might perhaps be correct, as the most competent
witnesses were not his enemies but his friends. It would be a feeble
gratitude which would confine itself to expressions of regard in the
presence of the benefactor. The post-boy’s prayers and libations for
the health and prosperity of the bountiful donors did not cease to flow
in streams of ale as long as the half crown and consequential credit
lasted. After these pious and benignant offerings he had mounted, and
in this condition had taken the northern road. The horses, being less
bereft of their senses than their rational companions, for several
miles proceeded directly to the destined place. They had already
made their way through the turnpikes, passed the delightful woods
around Robin Hood’s well, with their leader snoaring on his seat, and
arrived at Darrington, where a road branches off to the left. There
a pull from their driver put them into a wrong direction. Instead of
keeping directly in the new track, the horses, again left to their
own discretion, entered a cross lane, and had not gone far in this
path when they overturned the carriage in a ditch. This catastrophe
soon recalled both the travellers and their guide from the state
of oblivion by which it was caused. The effects, however, proved
extremely different. The postillion himself, though he tumbled from
his seat, was softly and easily received in a very useful repository,
collected for fertilizing an adjacent field. One of the gentlemen, by
being upper-most as the carriage fell, was by his companion prevented
from being materially hurt; the other was greatly bruised, and upon
more particular examination found unable to move his leg, which was
concluded to be broken. The day had just closed in when this misfortune
happened, and no light was to be seen to guide them to a village or
hamlet, where they might obtain assistance. There were houses not far
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