Modern literature: a novel, Volume 2 (of 3)Bisset, Robert
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Modern literature: a novel, Volume 2 (of 3)
Bisset, Robert
England -- Social life and customs -- 18th century -- Fiction
on the sublime and beautiful, which will astonish the world. Longinus,
Addison, Burke, Gerrard, Hutchinson, Hogarth, psha, they do very well
to pass on superficial people, but I believe I must take the subject
in hand myself.” “How do you like the eloquence of Mr. Fox,” said Dr.
Wentbridge. “Why, tolerably well his speaking, eloquence you cannot
call it. Fox is a good sensible man enough, but no orator.” “What is
an orator,” said Dr. Wentbridge. “What is an orator,” replied our
sage, “ask your nephew there. Hamilton, you remember my speech at the
forum.” Mr. Pitt being now proposed as a toast, Scribble having first
filled and drunk a bumper, half shut his eyes, curled up his nose,
looked contemptuous and great. “I think nothing of Pitt’s ability, a
superficial young man. If I had been prime minister, now you would
have seen the country in a very different situation; men of letters
and wisdom should have been the sole governors. I should not have
employed a copying clerk in an office, unless he could speak Greek;
moreover, unless he was conversant in metaphysical, physical, and
moral erudition and science. Not a letter should have been written
of which a Cicero could be ashamed. The epistles upon plain business
should have been attuned to Cicero in harmony, and swelled to Cicero
in magnificence. How do you like my phraseology, is it not worthy of
the subject?” “Highly,” said the doctor, “but as to the matter of
fact, Cicero’s letters upon business have neither the tone, nor the
swell that you mention, they are clear and plain narratives, with
apposite observations, and strong reasoning, expressed in language
simple and energetic, but totally unadorned.” “I know,” said Scribble,
rather shortly, “what Cicero’s letters are.” Wentbridge not deigning
to enter into a contest with this gentleman, the subject dropped.
Besides himself, Mr. Scribble had one admirer in the company, this
was Mr. Roger O’Rourke, who regarded him as a phenomenon of wisdom
and learning, pledged his bumpers, and as they adjourned to tea, took
occasion to pay him a compliment, and ask his advice. “By Jasus, Mr.
Scribble, you are the cleverest fellow I ever see in my life, unless
it was Counsellor Magpie at Dundalk assizes, when I was tried for
horse----I _mane_ when I was a witness for horse-stealing; but he did
bother them all so, by Jasus he got it all his own way, and proved
an allby, and that made us all snug: I _mane_ made the prisoners
snug. I after that took to the dancing line, and then to the Gospel;
but my father-in-law, and my friend Mr. Hamilton here would have me
give up the preaching, because it led me to bad courses, and to be
sure, to confess the truth honestly, a methodist preacher has such
temptations among the dear cratures, that flesh and blood cannot
stand it. The saints are so warm and so loving, then there are so
bewitching opportunities; there is the love feast, the holy kiss,
and the spiritual communion in the dark; the evening meetings in the
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