Modern literature: a novel, Volume 3 (of 3)Bisset, Robert
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Modern literature: a novel, Volume 3 (of 3)
Bisset, Robert
England -- Social life and customs -- 18th century -- Fiction
with her own charms. The Captain is a buck, and swears bloodily, and
ridicules Nicholas; while the preacher seriously and meekly reproves
the unchristian demeanour of the Captain, and fervently prays for his
conversion. Of an evening they often meet at the house of a hospitable
lady (here Manchester whispered our hero). The gambler, and his friend
the saint, are both extremely attentive to the young ‘squire as well
as his sisters; the former gives him a lesson at unlimited loo, the
latter on subscriptions for the good of the brethren. Next advanced
a party consisting of four: first, a gentleman in canonicals, with
the priggish primness of a dissenter, instead of the frank openness
of a church divine. With him walked an old lady, arrayed in very
tawdry finery; simpering and smiling, and endeavouring to assume the
air and manner of a boarding-school miss; though really bearing more
the appearance of having been a boarder in a very large house at the
bottom of Moor-fields. Then followed a middle-aged man, with a very
capacious mouth, and great grey goggling eyes, staring and gaping, and
having every mark of what the Scotch would call a _gilliegaapus_[2].
The partner of this accomplished person was a broad, fat, frouzy
woman; bearing a rubicund face, plentifully studded with carbuncles,
whose chin descended in dewlaps, like those of a cow, which nearly
approached another part of her person; that also, in shape, position,
and dependency, resembled the appurtenances of the same animal. The
first remark of the reverend gentleman, was a conjecture concerning the
state of the thermometer at Bath, while his lady made some enquiries
concerning the circulating library. The fat person meanwhile was
listening with admiration to the wisdom of the preacher; and regarding,
with no less admiration, the figure and face of her elegant spouse,
whose eyes were turned to some young ladies that appeared to have come
from Queen-Anne-street East. Mr. Manchester fortunately happened to
know this party, and after slightly bowing to them, gave the following
account to our travellers. This is the Reverend Mr. Nicknack, one of
the dissenting tribe of spiritual teachers, remarkable for exactness in
little things; he keeps a diary, in which is recorded every occurrence
of his life. By referring to his valuable manuscript, he can inform
you who called upon him, and upon whom he called, every hour of the
day; and every day in the year 1740, and downwards: how he relished his
breakfast; whether his dinner was hot or cold, over or under roasted
or boiled, during the same period. He commenced his observations on
the thermometer in the hard frost with which that year began, and
knows its state and changes to the present moment. No less careful
has he been in recording his state of health and person. I once had
a sight of his diary, and remember the following passage: ‘Sunday,
April 20th, 1746, (whispering our hero,) 9 o’clock, breakfast half
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