“Was he a white man or a black man?” the little boy asked.
“I ’clar’ ter gracious, honey!” exclaimed the old man, “you er
pushin’ me mos’ too close. Fer all I kin tell you, de man mout er
bin ez w’ite ez de driven snow, er he mout er bin de blackes’
Affi’kin er de whole kit en bilin’. I’m des tellin’ you de tale, en
you kin take en take de man en whitewash ’im, or you kin black ’im
up des ez you please. Dat’s de way I looks at it.
“Well, one time dey wuz a man, en dish yer man he had a mighty
likely daughter. She wuz so purty dat she had mo’ beaus dan w’at you
got fingers en toes. But de gal daddy, he got his spishuns ’bout all
un um, en he won’t let um come ’roun’ de house. But dey kep’ on
pesterin’ ’im so, dat bimeby he give word out dat de man w’at kin
clear up six acres er lan’ en roll up de logs, en pile up de bresh
in one day, dat man kin marry his daughter.
“In co’se, dis look like it unpossible, en all de beaus drap off
’ceppin’ one, en he wuz a great big strappin’ chap w’at look like he
kin knock a steer down. Dis chap he wuz name Simon, en de gal, she
wuz name Susanna. Simon, he love Susanna, en Susanna, she love
Simon, en dar it went.
“Well, sir, Simon, he went ter de gal daddy, he did, en he say dat
ef anybody kin clear up dat lan’, he de one kin do it, least’ways he
say he gwine try mighty hard. De ole man, he grin en rub his han’s
terge’er, he did, en tole Simon ter start in in de mornin’. Susanna,
she makes out she wuz fixin’ sumpin in de cubberd, but she tuck ’n
kiss ’er han’ at Simon, en nod ’er head. Dis all Simon want, en he
went out er dar des ez happy ez a jay-bird atter he done robbed a
sparrer-nes’.
“Now, den,” Uncle Remus continued, settling himself more comfortably
in his chair, “dish yer man wuz a witch.”
“Why, I thought a witch was a woman,” said the little boy.
The old man frowned and looked into the fire.
“Well, sir,” he remarked with some emphasis, “ef you er gwine ter
tu’n de man into a ’oman, den dey won’t be no tale, kaze dey’s
bleege ter be a man right dar whar I put dis un. Hit’s des like I
tole you ’bout de color er de man. Black ’im er whitewash ’im des ez
you please, en ef you want ter put a frock on ’im ter boot, hit
ain’t none er my business; but I’m gwine ter ’low he wuz a man ef
it’s de las’ ac’.”
The little boy remained silent, and Uncle Remus went on:
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