Great Britain -- History -- Charles II, 1660-1685 -- Fiction; Historical fiction
It was evening, and the girandoles were all a sparkling haze of light.
There was no company but these three; for his lordship had of late
shown a peevish avoidance of his friends, and his implied intimation
of a desire for solitude had been generally respected--infinitely to
the disgust of his young Countess, who, never wedded to domestic
dullness, found in this infliction of it, under the circumstances, an
intolerably aggravated grievance. She sat like a figure of fate,
distilling frost.
Moll, leaning back in her chair, linked her hands behind her head,
stretched deliciously, gave a prodigious yawn, and rattling her little
heels on the floor, came erect again, and looked in a collapsed way at
her ladyship.
“Sure, you’d find stitching easier, wouldn’t you,” she said, “if you
took off that black sling of a thing.” (The injured wife still
advertised her hurt on occasion.)
“No,” answered the lady shortly, pursing her lips. “I shouldn’t.”
“Wouldn’t you, now?” said the slut, and settled herself down for a
tease. She was a born chatterer, as glib at retort as she was
garrulous, and the bump of reverence had been wholly denied her. She
looked very pretty, nevertheless, in her evening frock of flowered
lutestring, with her bright hair tumbling over her bright cheeks, and
dressed at each temple with a knot of pink ribbon. “Well, there’s no
accounting for tastes. If I’d hurt my arm, I should either forget the
bruise or forget my work. They don’t pull together.”
“I haven’t hurt my arm.”
“Not?”
“It was bitten by a dog.”
“Sakes, now! What made him do it?”
“What makes any dog bite? An evil disposition, I suppose.”
“You weren’t taking his bone away from him, by chance?”
“Not I. He’s welcome to a whole skeleton of bones for me.”
“All except the spare-rib, maybe.”
His lordship, from his place apart, went “Ha-ha!”--and immediately
looked furiously solemn. My lady, beyond a slight flushing of the
cheek, showed no consciousness of the interruption. Moll turned in her
chair, leaning her arms on the back and her chin on her crossed hands.
“That’s you,” she said. “Is your book so funny?”
“Killing,” answered Chesterfield. “’Tis--’tis a tract on drainage.”
“Lord, now--how humoursome! No wonder it makes you roar. But, sure,
there’s no laughter in your face. You look as cross as a Good Friday
bun.”
“Zounds! I’m amused, I tell you,” he said; “as amused as a dog when a
cat arches her back at him.”
“I’ve seen more amused things than that. Come, prithee, leave your
book and let us talk. What do you want to read for when a guest is
by?”
“O! just to occupy my mind.”
“Put something into nothing, do you mean? Well, ’tis better empty than
filled with drainage.”
He laughed, without hilarity, but laid aside his reading.
“Well,” said he; “I am at your service.”
“That’s right,” she said. “And so we’ll make a merry company, we
three--the best in the middle and the bread on each side, like a duck
sandwich.”
“Little merriment in a sandwich, to my thinking.”
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