Yet the horror continues until she finds herself again face to face
with her grandfather. He is more than usually gracious,--indeed, almost
marked in his attentions to her,--and once more Marcia breathes freely.
No; probably the paper was destroyed; even she herself in a fit of
abstraction may have torn it up before leaving the library.
The evening, being Sunday, proves even duller than usual. Mr. Amherst,
with an amount of consideration not to be expected, retires to rest
early. The others fall insensibly into the silent, dozy state. Mr.
Darley gives way to a gentle snore. It is the gentlest thing
imaginable, but effectual. Tedcastle starts to his feet and gives the
fire a vigorous poke. He also trips very successfully over the
footstool, that goes far to make poor Darley's slumbers blest, and
brings that gentleman into a sitting posture.
"This will never do," Luttrell says, when he has apologized profusely
to his awakened friend. "We are all growing sleepy. Potts, exert your
energies and tell us a story."
"Yes, do, Plantagenet," says Lady Stafford, rousing herself resolutely,
and shutting up her fan with a lively snap.
"I will," says Potts, obligingly, without a moment's hesitation.
"Potts is always equal to the occasion," Sir Penthony remarks,
admiringly. "As a penny showman he would have been invaluable and died
worth any money. Such energy, such unflagging zeal is rare. That pretty
gunpowder plot he showed his friends the other night would fetch a
large audience."
"Don't ask me to be the audience a second time," Lady Stafford says,
unkindly. "To be blown to bits once in a lifetime is, I consider, quite
sufficient."
"'Well, if ever I do a ky-ind action again,'" says Mr. Potts,--who is
brimful of odd quotations, chiefly derived from low comedies,--posing
after Toole. "It is the most mistaken thing in the world to do anything
for anybody. You never know where it will end. I once knew a fellow who
saved another fellow from drowning, and hanged if the other fellow
didn't cling on him ever after and make him support him for life."
"I'm sure that's an edifying tale" says Sir Penthony, with a deep show
of interest. "But--stop one moment, Potts. I confess I can't get any
further for a minute or two. _How_ many fellows were there? There
was your fellow, and the other fellow, and the other fellow's fellow;
was that three fellows or four? I can't make it out. I apologize all
round for my stupidity, but would you say it all over again, Potts, and
very slowly this time, please, to see if I can grasp it?"
"Give you my honor I thought it was a conundrum," says Henry Darley.
Plantagenet laughs as heartily as any one, and evidently thinks it a
capital joke.
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