Judy came on the scene just then and begged to be enlightened as to the
nature of a basket funeral.
“Well, you see, honey, when a member dies at a onseasonable time, or at
the beginning of the week an’ you can’t keep him ‘til Sunday, or in
harvestin’ time when ev’ybody is busy an’ the hosses is all workin’, why
then we jes’ bury the corpse quiet like. And then when work gits slack
an’ there is some chanst to borrow the white folks’ teams, we gits
together an’ ev’ybody takes a big lunch an’ we impair to the seminary
an’ have a preachment over the grave and then a big jamboree.” The old
woman stopped to chuckle, and such a contagious chuckle she had that you
found yourself laughing with her before you knew what the joke was.
“I ‘member moughty well when this here same Jim Jourdan, what is to be
preached over an’ prayed over an’ et over to-day, was doin’ the same by
his second wife Suky Jourdan, an’ that was after I had buried my Cyrus
an’ befo’ I took up wif my Albert. It was a hot day in July when
fryin’-size chick’ns was jes’ about comin’ on good an’ fat, an’ I had a
scrumptious lot of victuals good ‘nuf fer white folks. Jim looked so
ferlorn that I as’t him to sit down an’ try to worry down some eatin’s
with us. He was vas’ly pleased to do so, an’ look like he couldn’ praise
my cookin’ ‘nuf; an’ befo’ we got to the pie, he up an’ ast me to come
occupy Suky’s place in his cabin. I never said one word, but I got up
an’ fetched a big pa’m leaf fan out’n the waggin an han’ it to him.
‘What’s this fer, Sis Mary?’ sez he, an’ sez I, ‘You jes’ take this here
fan an’ fan you’ secon’ ‘til she’s col’, and then come a seekin’ yo’
third.’”
The girls laughed until the tears rolled down their cheeks over Aunt
Mary’s unique courtship. The red-wheeled wagon came up driven by Lewis
with Ca’line sitting beside him, dressed within an inch of her life.
Molly got a box for Aunt Mary to step on to climb into the vehicle, but
the old woman refused to budge until Lewis took out the back seat and
got a rocking chair for her to sit in.
“You know moughty well, you fergitful nigger, that I allus goes to
baskit funerals a-settin’ in a rockin’ cheer! Go git the one offen the
back po’ch, the red one with the arms to it. Sho as I go a-settin’ on a
back seat some lazy pusson what can’t borrow a team will come a-astin’
fer to ride longside er me, an’ I don’ want nobody a-rumplin’ me up, an’
’sides ole Miss never lent this waggin fer all the niggers in Jeff’son
County to come a-crowdin’ in an ben’in’ the springs. Then when we gits
to the buryin’ groun’, I’ll have a cheer to sit in an’ not have to go
squattin’ ‘roun’ on grabe stones.”
“Good-by, Aunt Mary, good-by, Ca’line and Lewis.”
The girls waved until they were out of sight and then went laughing into
the quiet house. It seemed quiet, indeed, after the hub-bub of the day
before.
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