"Why, no, monsieur; the 'bus doesn't stop here."
"The 'bus is what I want to go on."
"You can go on it or under it; it's none of our affair."
"Do you mean that one can ride underneath?"
The clerk concluded to turn his back on the stupid idiot who asked such
questions. Mademoiselle Laurette, having overheard the dialogue, burst
out laughing, as she said:
"I'd have sent that fellow to the deuce in short measure. What a booby!
You must need a good stock of patience to answer all those questions!"
"Ah! mademoiselle, if you were employed in an omnibus office, you'd hear
many things like that!"
"Really! do you mean to say that there are others like him in Paris?"
"There are everywhere, mademoiselle."
Meanwhile, the individual who wished to go to Place Cadet had left the
office; then he halted on the square, looking about him with a confused
air. He spied the stout woman sitting on a bench, between Messieurs
Narcisse and Aristoloche, one of whom was trying all the time to push
away the feathers that adorned the front of his hat, while the other
confined his energies to persistently stuffing one of his fingers into
his nose. Our friend went up to the dame and said, touching his hat:
"A ticket for Place Cadet, madame, if you please."
"Do you take me for an omnibus clerk, monsieur?" replied the dame,
sourly; "can't you go to the office?"
"Pardon me, madame; I just went there, and they told me to apply on the
left, in a corner."
"Well, monsieur, am I a corner, I should like to know?"
"_Dame!_ I don't know; they told me to go to the left; I don't see the
office; I don't see the 'bus."
And the youth returned to the office he had just left, crying:
"Where is that place where you get tickets for Place Cadet? I can't find
it; can't you come and show me the way?"
"Well, this caps the climax! If we had to act as guides for everybody
who goes astray, then there would have to be a corps of messengers
attached to the office.--Over yonder, I told you, monsieur; on the other
side of Boulevard Saint-Denis."
"What! have I got to go all the way to Saint-Denis to get to Place
Cadet?"
"La Villette! all aboard for La Villette!"
All those who were bound for that destination hurried from the office,
and in the confusion jostled the youth who wished to go to Place Cadet,
and who persisted in remaining in the office where he had no business,
looking at everybody as if he were disposed to weep.
"Why do you stay here, monsieur," inquired Mademoiselle Laurette, "when
they told you to go to the office on Boulevard Saint-Denis?"
"I don't know Boulevard Saint-Denis, mademoiselle; and I am afraid of
losing my way."
"The trouble is that you ought not to have been let go out alone; some
parents are very imprudent! I'll tell you what you ought to do: go to
one of the messengers over by Porte Saint-Martin; take his arm and give
him ten sous, and he'll take you to Place Cadet; he'll carry you even,
if you're tired."
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