Detective and mystery stories; Murder -- Investigation -- Fiction
Mr. Wosk (who was also the Co.) was a slender, serious man, always
clothed in black, with a sedate, black-bearded countenance, a habit of
washing his hands with invisible soap and water, and a rasping little
cough, which he introduced into his conversation at inopportune
moments. He would have made an excellent undertaker, an ideal mute,
for his cast of countenance was undeniably mournful, but Fate had
fitted this round peg of an undertaker into the square hole of a
chemist in a fit of perverse anger. He bore up, however, against his
uncongenial situation with dreary resignation, and dispensed his own
medicines with an air of saying, "I hope it will do you good, but I'm
afraid it won't." He was the pillar of the Church in a small way, and
stole round the chapel on Sundays with the plate in a melancholy
fashion, as if he was asking some good Christian to put some food on
the plate and despaired of getting it. Ebenezer was his name, and his
wife, an acidulated lady of uncertain age, ruled him with a rod of
iron, perhaps from the fact that she had no children over whom to
domineer.
Mrs. Wosk, however, could not rule the assistant, much as she desired
to do so. Not that he made any show of opposition, but always twisted
this way and turned that in an eel-like fashion until she did not know
quite where to have him. In fact, the assistant ruled Mrs. Wosk (of
which rule she had a kind of uneasy consciousness), and as Mrs. Wosk
ruled Mr. Wosk, including the Co., M. Jules Guinaud may have been said
to have ruled the whole household.
A hard name to pronounce, especially in Ironfields, where French was
in the main an unknown tongue, so suburban Ironfields, by common
consent, forgot the surname of the assistant, and called him, in
friendly fashion, Munseer Joolees, by which appellation he was known
for a considerable time. Mrs. Wosk, however, who meddled a good deal
with the shop and saw a good deal of the assistant, being learned in
Biblical lore (as the wife of a deacon should be), found a certain
resemblance suggested by the name and appearance of the assistant
between Munseer Joolees and Judas Iscariot, whereupon, with virulent
wit, she christened him by the latter name, and Monsieur Joolees
became widely known as Monsieur Judas, which name pleased the
Ironfields worthies, being easy to pronounce and containing a certain
epigrammatic flavour.
The name suited him, too, this slender, undersized man with the
stealthy step of a cat; the unsteady greenish eyes that appeared to
see nothing, yet took in everything; the smooth, shining red hair
plastered tightly down on his egg-shaped skull; and the delicate, pink
and white-complexioned, hairless face that bore the impress of a kind
of evil beauty--yes, the name suited him admirably, and as he took no
exception to it, being in suburban Ironfields opinion an atheist, and
therefore ignorant of the Biblical significance of the title, nobody
thought of addressing him by any other.
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