Monsieur, Madame, and Bébé — CompleteDroz, Gustave
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Monsieur, Madame, and Bébé — Complete
Droz, Gustave
Family life -- Fiction; French fiction -- Translations into English
She held out her full, round arm, on the surface of which was spread
that light and charming down, symbol of maturity. I applied the wet
sponge.
“Oh! oh! oh!” exclaimed the Baroness; “it is like ice, a regular
shower-bath, and you want to put that all over me?”
Just then there was a knock at the door which led out of the Baron’s
dressing-room, and instinctively I turned toward it.
“Who’s there? Oh! you are letting it splutter all over me!” exclaimed
the Baroness. “You can’t come in; what is it?”
“What is the matter, aunt?”
“You can’t come in,” exclaimed some one behind the screen; “my cuirass
has split. Marie, Rosine, a needle and thread, the gum.”
“Oh! there is a stream all down my back, your horrid white is running
down,” said the Baroness, in a rage.
“I will wipe it. I am really very sorry.”
“Can you get your hand down my back, do you think?”
“Why not, aunt?”
“Why not, why not! Because where there is room for a drop of water,
there is not room for the hand of a lancer.”
Another knock, this time at the door opening from the passage.
“What is it now?”
“The torches have come, Madame,” said a footman. “Will you have them
lighted?”
“Ah! the torches of Mesdemoiselles de N., who are dressing in the
boudoir. No, certainly not, do not light them, they are not wanted till
the second tableau.”
“Do not stir, aunt, I beg of you. Mesdemoiselles de N. appears too,
then?”
“Yes, with their mamma; they represent ‘The Lights of Faith driving out
Unbelief,’ thus they naturally require torches. You know, they are tin
tubes with spirits of wine which blazes up. It will be, perhaps, the
prettiest tableau of the evening. It is an indirect compliment we wish
to pay to the Cardinal’s nephew; you know the dark young man with very
curly hair and saintly eyes; you saw him last Monday. He is in high
favor at court. The Comte de Geloni was kind enough to promise to
come this evening, and then Monsieur de Saint P. had the idea of this
tableau. His imagination is boundless, Monsieur de Saint P., not to
mention his good taste, if he would not break his properties.”
“Is he not also a Chevalier of the Order of Saint Gregory?”
“Yes, and, between ourselves, I think that he would not be sorry to
become an officer in it.”
“Ah! I understand, ‘The Lights of Faith driving out,’ et cetera. But
tell me, aunt, am I not brushing you too hard? Lift up your arm a
little, please. Tell me who has undertaken the part of Unbelief?”
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